Texas Flapjack

The act of applying ones ballsweat to anothers facial area in the form of a slap.

1.hey he is asleep. lets texas flapjack him!

by anusblast May 16, 2013

pink flapjack

When a woman's lips are spread and repeatedly slapped by a paddle. Then once swollen she is burned with a lighter till "golden brown".

hey did you hear james gave that hooker a pink flapjack, bet she doesn't forget that one.

by riddle_my_balls May 7, 2011

Philadelphia Flapjack

n, the act of the recipient of anal sex farting while a penis is inside their anus.

Sam: I finally got to fuck Shelley in her ass last night.
Fred: Good work, how was it?
Sam: Great, until she dropped ass on my cock.
Fred: Classic Philadelphia Flapjack!

by natedogg101 March 11, 2009

Israeli Flapjack

The sexual act of standing on your lover's upper thighs as they sit up against a wall. Then sliding your feet backwards as you slide down past your partners genitalia, stopping as the mouth approaches the genitalia of your partner.

-Guy 1) Katie enjoys Israeli Flapjacking tons of dude.
-Guy 2) Dude I know! She Israeli Flapjacks like a champ!!

by themanwhoplaysinsnow October 29, 2011

Flapjack Salad

The act of excreting semen on the pubic hairs of a female creating the image of a salad with dressing over top flapjacks (the vagina lips)

I totally railed this girl the other day and when i was done I was sure to give her a flapjack salad.

Yo baby you trying to get a flapjack salad?

by w_t_p1101 December 11, 2010

panhandle flapjack

When you're fuckin' a chick in the butt from behind and she grabs your sack-skin and uses it to rub her junk and get herself off.

That chick Bianca LOVES to give herself a Panhandle Flapjack when she's gettin' railed in the ass.

by It's me, Ryan Softer January 9, 2010

Captain Flapjacks

King of the pancakes, my bestie

"YOOOOOOOO CAPTAIN FLAPJACKS IS A PANCAKE"
"no he is the KING of pancakes----and my bestie"

by spideygirl1989 January 10, 2023