kentucky flapjack

Three or more people in an ass fucking stack, usually followed by a p-town fire drill.

"Honey, if being gay was sinful, do you think that an Idaho State Trooper would have recently caught the son of God in a public restroom with four other men performing a Kentucky Flapjack?"

-JHC

by thenatas May 8, 2004

Japanese Flapjack

the sexual act when you fill a women's ass with pancake mix and fuck it for at least an hour, the next day you both wake up to the best Japanese style pancakes a women's ass can make

"I totally gave her a Japanese flapjack, you want some?"

by JapanSexMan October 31, 2009

Carolina Flapjack

When one defecates onto one of two hands then proceeds to warm with hair dryer and finally slaps a desired person on the face.

I lost my hair dryer, turn on the oven so I can heat up my Carolina Flapjack.

by tehaudistarr February 22, 2008

Samoan Flapjack

Eating someone's scrotal hair, fresh from the scrotum.

This morning, right before "The Other Half", I had a Samoan Flapjack.

by Mitch Weaver July 25, 2003

Proper Flapjack

Term used to describe something that is "very good"

I like your footballing skills - they're proper flapjack.

by ouch_that_hurt August 20, 2010

The Pakistani Flapjack

When you cover your meat stick with pancake batter, press it in a waffle iron, and eat the now cooked pancake off.

Tim : My cock is so raw. Ever since I did the Pakistani Flapjack and seared the fuck out of it in my waffle iron, it’s been bright red.

by Sponsored_rapist February 28, 2019

bisexual flapjack

a sometimes gay post man whose skin is flappy like flapjacks

my mailman is probably a bisexual flapjack. he always hits on my neighbor, who happens to be a bisexual flapjack as well on the lam.

by twizzlefoshizzle March 5, 2009