Fixit

a retard

"That guy acts like a fixit, sometimes."

by sleepykatyusha April 25, 2021

adult figit spinner

When a woman suspended herself in the air and the man laying under her put his penis in her mouth and begins to spin her

Bro we and my girl were just playing adult figit spinner

by Radude6969 November 13, 2017

tree fidity

Literally $3.50

The thing that the Loch Ness Monster wants.

(MAN)...How much do the girl shcout cookiesh cosht?
(GIRL) Tree fidity
(MAN) And dat's when I realized dat it weren't no girl shcout, it wash a 500 foot tall monshter from the Mezezoic!
(WOMAN) I gave 'em a dolla de oder day.
(MAN) Dang woman, now we neber gonna git rid of dat dang Loch Nesh Monshter!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 11, 2006

fomite

An erudite scientific term for an object carrying - and conveying - germs. Used when intellectual superiority vigorously needs to be asserted to compensate for x (where x ∈ A, and A is one of many insecurities) or when one gonna have to choke a bitch.

My ex is a dirty fomite! I got the AIIIIDDSSS from y (where y ∈ B, and B is a set of English pronouns)!

by splunge_masta February 3, 2014

Famit

A very cheesy fart

after eating Cheetos, Henry had a huge famit

by franklin223 June 27, 2011

Famit

When you meet someone and want to become friends you shake their hand and both say famit.

Famit bro

by Jerubud November 13, 2017

fizit

one who cannot pronouce they're V's when they say visit

heyschsch antschsch marth, i'll fizit oyu tuschschday

by martay February 21, 2003