Literally $3.50

The thing that the Loch Ness Monster wants.
(MAN)...How much do the girl shcout cookiesh cosht?
(GIRL) Tree fidity
(MAN) And dat's when I realized dat it weren't no girl shcout, it wash a 500 foot tall monshter from the Mezezoic!
(WOMAN) I gave 'em a dolla de oder day.
(MAN) Dang woman, now we neber gonna git rid of dat dang Loch Nesh Monshter!
by Dragonbreathp9d July 11, 2006
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