felinekilitory

The dead animals you cat thinks they must give to you as a present.

There was felinekilitory on my carpet this morning.

by madeyp February 5, 2010

Feline Foot 'n Joy

The world's first "Hands Free" cat toy invented by Josh M. Burns.

Dang, Marth! You look like you've lost 20 pounds after playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy! Whiskers, too!

My cat was so damn fat until he started playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy.

by Hydrobrew May 13, 2011

Felineasipont

The coloring of the eyes and fur of a domestic cat mixed together to create a color.

If a cat with yellow eyes and red fur mixed those two colors together it would make an orange felineasipont.

by Funnyoctopus August 6, 2011

Feline Finger Trap

The act of two males pig roasting a member of the felis catus (house cat) family whilst touching tips. The member by or may not become ensnared, depending on skill level.

During my threesome with Jason and his cat scooter, I was forced to sedate scooter after he pulled a surprise feline finger trap, nearly severing Jason's member.

by Eyeheart2bone July 22, 2012

feline decline

This usually happens when one finds himself on a dry spell(lack of pussy) or has a hard time getting laid.

I haven't fucked a chick in weeks! It must be this feline decline.

Due to the feline decline jack had not been laid in months.

by dick jokeington October 2, 2014

feline irony

The tendency of cats to sit on the lap of the person in a room who least wants that to happen.

With typical feline irony, Tiddles climbed on to the heavily allergic Juliet, even though Romeo was trying to attract the cat's attention for a cuddle.

by Analeest December 3, 2014

feline phobia

Someone that is deathly afraid of cats big or small to extreme mesures. Or from having been injured by said felines at one point in time to fear them

*a kitten meows and the person screams bloody murder climbs on top of something afraid to make a sound for fear that the the cute fluffy kitten will eat their face. Or is possessed by the devil.

The cat meowed at that man and he screamed and ran away he must have a" feline phobia"
*my face was horribly mauled by a mountain loin, now I have a feline phobia"

by FeLiNeDaRkNeSs December 17, 2014