epic fail

The highest form of fail known to man. Reaching this level of fail means only one thing:

You must die, or the world will fail itself due to such an extreme level of failage.

<Noob>:OMG I gotz teh myspaces n mah yootoobs rool n sutf n u sux cuz u has no myscapes!

<Me>: Epic fail.

by Lawligation November 14, 2007

Tattle Fail

When somebody tries to tell on you but the person they tattle to doesn't care what you did

Tom: Mrs.Smith, Frank is chewing gum!
Mrs.Smith: It's okay, just make sure you don't choke on it.
Frank: Tom, you're such a tattle fail.

by thatoneguythatstoocoolforyou November 26, 2010

Epic Fail

An epic fail is like the God of all failures. Nothing can fail more then that.

Sara was just sitting on her skateboard, then ended up with road rash.
EPIC FAIL.

by Candy from Slovakia June 10, 2009

Fail Pong

(N) A situation in which multiple levels of the chain of authority recurringly issue conflicting instructions or directives for appropriate action and punish any the inevitable resulting violations. Whichever side of the subordinate lands on, he will get the crap knocked out of him by someone.

This job is total fail pong. I go to the boss and tell him the solution is Y. The boss orders me to do X. I then get an email from the boss's boss asking why the fuck I did X instead of Y, and then I get bitched out by the client. No matter which way you go, you're screwed.

by Frustrated_Monolingual January 27, 2010

failburger

Somebody who tries to create a new meme or new slang by posting an example of slang terms on Urban Dictionary that don't exist.

That guy who tried to invent a definition for Failburger is a complete failburger.

by PassiveSmoking October 23, 2009

All-Fail

The complete and universal repeated failure at a task.

I was working on the car, but it went all-fail when everything I tried ended in failure.

by mdfiasco December 15, 2009

Nerd Fail

A nerd fail occurs when someone with exceptionally well grades (in the 95%ish area) receives anything below 85% on an assignment, quiz, test or exam.
It isn't a fail through the eyes of their peers, but to them THEY FAILED!

1: gah ...im so upset i got 83% on my science test. i failed.
2: you should be happy 83% is really good, totally not a fail.
1: 83% is a very big nerd fail to me.

by Sannah Banana October 3, 2011