Fattycapped

What happens when you eat too much McDonald's so the DMV gives you a handicap placard.

Go to any Walmart and look at who parks in the handicapped spaces. The people you see will be fattycaps. They should give them special spots at the back of the lot so they can walk off their fat asses.
They are also given the fattycapped scooters so they don't have to walk around in the store.

by 75%er July 24, 2009

Fatty Fat Head

One whose ego (or attitude) is so large that their head, literally, looks fatter.

To be used as a Term of Endearment. Can also be used in exasperation.

Mary: "Who is the OG Fatty Fat Head?'
Sarah: "Umm... I'm pretty sure that's Randee Jo"
Mary: "Ooohh..."

Christina: "Stop being a Fat Head and come pick me up!"
Caitlin: " What the hell does that even mean?!? Is that even a phrase?"
Christina: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, it's there"

by Mangofatdoody September 28, 2010

Fattyquette

Proper mannerisms and acceptable social etiquette for overweight individuals.

Being the first or last person in line at a buffet is poor fattyquette.

by CheyzieFahRah March 5, 2012

Fatty Fall Down

Perhaps the only joke that crosses all known cultures, races, and religions. A formula for laughter as old as comedy itself, fatty fall down occurs when a fatass falls over.

Dick: "Dude, did you see that lard butt tumble off the stairs?"

Johnson: "Yeah, dude, everyone was laughing their asses off. Even the fat guy was, and he was shaking like a plate of Jell-O."

Dick: "Fatty fall down never fails, man."

by Harry Manasses June 12, 2012

fatty in disguise

A fatty in disguise is usually a woman who uses deceptive tactics to conceal her large body mass. She will often wear black to slim her figure or wear large multicolored garments as a distraction to her prey. When online, the FID will often take pictures at awkward angles and these photos will usually only be head shots.

With practice and experience, a man can quickly spot a fatty in disguise and avoid wasting his time and energy.

"Mary's online dating profile looked really good, and she had a lot of nice headshots. I enjoyed talking to her on AIM and the phone. But after doing some stalking on google, I found out that she's really a fatty in disguise, a fat, wretched, beast of a woman."

"That girl has big tits but its just all fat, take a closer look past that floral pattern on her dress, she's a fatty in disguise man! Don't do it! "

by Saynotofatchicks July 22, 2016

Fatty Shmorg

When you take your pants off and rip ass in a dude’s mouth then you start smooching with the boys to transfer the stench.

I just ripped the Fatty Shmorg at my friends house.

by Chimp Slayer September 16, 2020

oober fatty

someone who eats alot but doesn't nessesarily gain alot of weight

that skinny bitch is an oober fatty because she eats ten brownies and doesn't gain an ounce

by savie-wavie July 19, 2007