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facking

A replacement for the word 'fucking' used in on the internet and in chatrooms, usually to avoid trouble from an admin or moderator.
by Brodi December 18, 2005
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facington

Anyone or anything with a FACE who tends to exhibit whoreface behaviour. Used in various ways: insult or just to confuse the hell out of people. Just try telling someone to stop being such a facington. They'll be beside themselves with anger.
"That Lauren is such a facington."

"Stop being such a facington, whore."
by roadmaster3000 March 22, 2007
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facking

fucking in a strange place and/or position.
They were facking all night long
by meme December 6, 2003
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faningitis

An acute case of fanatacism causing the victim to disregard embarassing behaviour and neglect personal hygeine, health and wellbeing in pursuit of coveted thing. Adapted from meningitis although no less severe, faningitis can turn susceptible persons into blubbering, jabbering, bodily-function-ignoring tragics.
Dude, that trekkie's got serious faningitis.
by James Eunson October 22, 2006
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Fadingle

Having to poop your brains out beyond your control
I ran so fast outta class I thought I was gonna fadingle everywhere.
by giggsmagee February 15, 2010
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Facking (sport)

An ellision of "feet" and "attack." A sport where to competitors put their hands behind their backs and kick at each other below the waste. Different variations include:

Last Man Standing: The two fackers kick at each other until one facker can no longer stand. The last facker still able to stand wins.

Classic: Fack in rounds, sort of like boxing.

Fackarate: Kicking your opponent in different places scores different amounts of points. The facker with the most points at the end of the round wins the round. Best of 5 rounds.
Facking (sport)

In order to fack, you must have strong legs, ability to withstand pain, and, most importantly, a ferocious kick.
by Fackmaster Meehan November 14, 2011
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Facting

creating "facts" out nothing more than the noxious fumes that are created in and released from one's bowels.
the 2012 GOP convention hall had to be cleared out due to the massive amount of facting from various speakers. the smell was unbearable.
by omegaequalsone September 6, 2012
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