facebook diet

being off of facebook for a certain amount of time, for reasons such as exams, or big workloads.

I am on the facebook diet because I have exams this week.

by m/b January 20, 2008

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Facebook Official

The ultimate definition of a college relationship - when on one's facebook profile it says "In A Relationship" and your significant other's name.

"are adam and courtney dating?" "i don't know, they're not facebook official yet."

by ilovebronsonscornrows December 13, 2005

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facebook herpes

someone who constantly writes on your facebook page and/or comments on everything you write

Steve's been giving me facebook herpes ever since I added him as a friend

by honest bob 85 October 21, 2009

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Facebook Marriage

When two best friends marry each other on facebook because they're tired of seeing their relationship status as, "single."

Julie changed her relationship status from "single" to "married"
Hey, who you married to?
My best friend, because we're forever alone. That's the point of facebook marriage.

by xxpikapikaxx June 28, 2011

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That insufferable douchebag whose personal ambition it is to annoy the dickens out of all 1500 of his friends by way of shamelessly detailed and meaningless updates on every twitch and philosophical musing. Almost always an educated white liberal trying to display his excessive knowledge about political behavior and economics.

I think it's great that your Ramen Noodles are taking too long to heat up in the microwave; however, you are slowly but surely making me hate every inch of you.

"That guy on Facebook is peeing in a Starbucks right now."
"What?"
"Never mind."

by justinbeibersworstnightmare December 14, 2011

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