Explosion Job

A blowjob so good that orgasm is reached.

Ricky just got an explosion job. Look at his face, it's like he just found God.

by ap0llo April 24, 2011

exploop

to poop so explosively as to destroy your undergarments.

Andy left class early today. He explooped and had to change into new clothes.

by Andyru1490 November 26, 2011

explosives

your friend asks you to write a sexy poem for him. you're not quite in the mood but you know you will be by the time the poem is written.

I don't know if its the moon, my thirst or your existence that makes me picture sexy scenes. half moan half breath half girl half cat. when you get hard i get so soft. like a finger in melting butter i am fire only hotter. (did she just rhyme butter with hotter) your tongue is the pen that licks rhymes on my flesh. and when i have read them i recite them back. you show me how and when and where. and i come crawling pull your hair. your lap is my throne and we are at ease. moving feels so natural and free. hide the explosives after we're done, then do it again and again and again.

by Krkič May 17, 2019

exploot

yeeting someone in the air

"who wants to get explooted?"

by explooter January 2, 2021

liquid explosives

The latest element of the "age of terror", liquid explosives are meant to make you so scared that you'll vote for an idiot like George Bush, John Howard or Tony Blair. Did someone say diversionary tactic? Why don't we start addressing real issues like economic inequality, poverty and the world's diminishing resources instead of worrying about this made up bullshit.

LIQUID EXPLOSIVES AND A ONE WAY TICKET!! Holy shit everybody hit the floor. I'm so fucking terr - o - fied

by Prof. J.P. O'Brien August 19, 2006

explosive diarrhea

Very similar to normal diarrhea but fundamentally different at the same time. At first you may be minding your own business in the men's (or women's) room taking a leak like normal. While you stand there you blow of a few farts. So you proceed to try and blow off what feels like a really big powerfull fart (the most satisfying kind) and at first it is then you feel something hit the hole that shouldn't and you have to slam the door really quick. You quickly realize that you are no longer in need of a urinal (if you're a chick then you're pretty much set)so you find a stall and get ready. You know that it's liquid ass but you don't know the severity of the situation. You start to shit, as predicted it's diarrhea. Then it gets stronger and stronger. Soon you start farting between streams. The kind that reverberate in the bowl and echo in the room. Then you start farting during the streams effectively turning your ass into the most devastating form of shotgun known to man. Then the smell hits you and you think maybe you need a bucket too. This goes on for probably 15 minutes; courtesy flushing is a must. Even if you're not in public. The smell would peel the paint from the walls and burn the toilet paper that you hopefully have a costco package of standing by.

Finally it ends and you feel relieved. The cleanup is relatively easy. You may wanna dab some water on a piece of folded TP though to put out the fire. Find some mylanta and go on with your day.

Friend: "Hey what happened? I thought you just had to piss."
You: "Sorry, I got into a fight with my intestines. It ended in explosive diarrhea."
Friend: "Explo-"
You: "Don't ask..."

by Dylanbob April 27, 2007

explomatose

When a person on IRC has a very unstable connection and has an automatic reconnect function on their client. This results in pages of joins, ping timeouts, ghosts, and faulty hostmasks.

* Thyth has quit (Ping timeout)
* Thyth ([e-mail]) has joined #tribes
* Thyth1 ([e-mail]) has joined #tribes
* Thyth has quit (Ping timeout)
* Thyth ([e-mail]) has joined #tribes
* Shazbot sets mode +q #tribes Thyth
* Shazbot gives channel operator status to Thyth
* Thyth1 has quit (Ping timeout)
* Thyth1 ([e-mail]) has joined #tribes
* Thyth has quit (Ping timeout)
* Thyth1 is now known as Thyth
* Shazbot sets mode +q #tribes Thyth
* Shazbot gives channel operator status to Thyth
* Thyth has quit (Ping timeout)
* Thyth ([e-mail]) has joined #tribes
* Thyth1 ([e-mail]) has joined #tribes
* Thyth has quit (Ping timeout)
* Thyth ([e-mail]) has joined #tribes
* Shazbot sets mode +q #tribes Thyth
* Shazbot gives channel operator status to Thyth
* Thyth1 has quit (Ping timeout)
* Thyth1 ([e-mail]) has joined #tribes
* Thyth has quit (Ping timeout)
* Thyth1 is now known as Thyth
* Shazbot sets mode +q #tribes Thyth
* Shazbot gives channel operator status to Thyth
* Thyth1 ([e-mail]) has joined #tribes
* Thyth has quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Thyth1))
* Thyth1 is now known as Thyth
* Thyth has quit (Ping timeout)
<DudeBot> holy crap, he's gone explomatose

by DudeBot, November 18, 2009