Contraction of "what is this I don't even". Typed when you're too astounded to tap out more than 9 keystrokes. Spoken when you're too stupefied for words.
NOT to be confused with whatever.
NOT to be confused with whatever.
ME: ZOMG this dude tossing a tuxedo cat toward the hula hoops on the wall while two girls were kissing behind booze bottles is the best LOLcat EVER!
YOU: what even
YOU: what even
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I felt like shit this morning after a long night of drinking. Needed an even-outer after breakfast so I could go back to sleep.
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Get the even-outer mug.Not a lot of people are nice to her, but that's because they're really jealous because she is ridiculously smart and the kindest person I've ever met. And if you do bother to be nice to her and she invites you in (because she is really choosy with her friends when she has the opportunity) then she will be so caring. She'll try to sort all your problems which is so sweet! But she gets overwhelmed easily and tries to hide it and usually ends up crying because she's worried about everyone else- even people that aren't nice to her. Thank you Eleni for being the best friend ever!
She's such an Eleni!!!
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It's a matter of perspectives, and that there's truth in the way of things. When you lie, you also tell the truth because that lie is real because the truth is real, the truth being false, would make the lie true.
It's a matter of perspectives, and that there's truth in the way of things. When you lie, you also tell the truth because that lie is real because the truth is real, the truth being false, would make the lie true.
You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
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