ender marriage

The opposite of a starter marriage, when to two old people marry after losing their spouse for life so they won't be lonely.

My 72 year old Grandmother just got married. Yeah, it's an ender marriage.

by flacker December 13, 2009

Ender's sister

When a gamer's parents attempt at having a better child than the gamer and it dies before being born.

"Hey, have you taken money from my wallet?"
"Your money is as existent as Ender's sister."

by Elroids December 29, 2019

Ender Rize

One of the most amazing guys you'll ever meet, with the sweetest personality, the most beautiful face, and a near-holy voice. He might reject you if you try to date him, but he's so nice to you that you don't even feel bad; dnd even just the thought of him will comfort you in your darkest times.

Guy 1: Wow, Ender Rize is a really cool guy.
Guy 2: I know right? If only he loved me like I love him.

by not a guy with a z name October 5, 2022

thread ender

A person so witty, funny and sarcastic that they can end a facebook thread with a few keystrokes because the person who posted, those who have previously commented and anyone else who views the thread knows that they cannot say anything that will be funnier, wittier or more sarcastic than that said by the thread ender. And to do so would surely be comedy suicide as the thread ender would then come back with an even funnier, wittier and more sarcastic reply.

POSTER - Posts a meme of UK Prime Minster David Cameron sitting on a couch with open body language (legs open, right arm touching face and left arm stretched over couch top) with the punchline 'Feeling horny? Me too'

poster adds his own line 'New Government plans: when you try to search for porn using Google, your computer will be forced to open this in a pop up window'

like . comment . unfollow post . share

10 people like this

REPLYER 1 - Surely this is encouragement. Camerfluff?

REPLYER 2 - That

REPLYER 2 - That's really horrible and I don't want to see that sort of image on my computer.

REPLYER 3 - *set as desktop background*

REPLYER 4 - Eewww.

REPLYER 5 - Congratulations at my first LOL since 2009.

THREAD ENDER - Happy days! my usual search is 'cameron creampie cumshot'

EVERYONE ELSE - silence......

by macdaddie79 August 31, 2013

Ender Pearl

A phrase commonly said after shitting in your hand molding it into a ball then processing to throw it at a person or animal with force

Hey dude remember when gave that guy a "ender Pearl" last night?

by OdSt9659 April 6, 2025

Endering

When you sing into a vc and your friends keep telling you to stop

Person 1-*sings jojo opening*
Everyone else in the vc - stop Endering

by Madmaddog21 December 8, 2020

Ender and kj

Ender and kj are the best ever! There very good

They can juke and branch and do anything. Everybody

Loves them they are amazing people!! (Gorilla tag)

Person:Hey look it’s Ender and Kj!

Person 2:yeah it is! There’s so good

Person:let’s meet them before everybody else does

Person2:YEAH!

by Keekj8 May 6, 2022