AP European history

A difficult AP class offered at most high schools, generally taken by sophomores. The multiple choice tests can be frustratingly hard and will cause you to hate whoever sets the curve for each test (usually the same person every time). Luckily, if you are smart and good at history you should be able to do fine on the essays.

My AP European History test is on Friday, but I should do fine. I can think my way through most of the multiple choice and can BS the essays if they are difficult topics I don't know shit about. If I'm lucky I should get a 5, but I'll probably get a 4 if I study enough.

by a person named me May 7, 2008

europa

Europa is one of Jupiter's moons and is thought to be the only other place in our solar system that could contain life. We are going to send another probe soon to prove that there really is an ocean under the surface, which most scientists think there is, and to see if there is frozen life inside the ice or microscopic things living in it. Maybe even normal earth sized fish

in 200 years maybe we will be able to swim at europa

by alex14 August 13, 2006

European Party

Total and under madness

Warning: If not European, do not attempt to attend a European party.

You'll probably wake up with 3-5 hot chicks
and a bigass headache.
In a forien environment

(European Party)

by Some Euroguy August 13, 2006

European Sponge Bath

The act of moistening one's pubic hairs and brushing them along his or her partner's naked body.

Kathy was feeling a bit dirty last night so I gave her a good ol' European Sponge Bath

by b2hoops December 1, 2009

European Starfish

A person of clearly defined European origin as recognized by the cut, size and neon coloring of their Speedo, lying on the beach with arms outstretched and legs spread.

A virtual yet poor definition of da Vinci's Vitruvian Man: a European Starfish

European Starfish: Borat-esq gentleman lying on the beach, allowing the waves to lap his Neverland

by OrtisDei August 10, 2010

continental european

A description attributed to old white people who hail from the European continent, often recognised by their inability to add salt (referred to in their vernacular as 'spice') and refusal to wash hands before eating, and after scratching their arse. Not to be confused with the Continental European breakfasts served at American hotel chains like the Hilton.

Jasmine: Congrats on your new place! What's your flatmate like?

Tina: She's Continental European...

Jasmine: OH..you better stock gallons on hand sanitiser in your flat.

by kuntress December 23, 2018

europeeon

A typical short European male.

Matt: " Check out that little Italian dude putting the moves on that hot American breezy! "
Jimmy: " What a tool. "
Matt: " No... just a Euro! "
Matt: " Yeah. A 5 foot 3 europeeon. "
Jimmy: " I bet he's got a HUMMER. "

by Juan Nutt October 30, 2011