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A person of clearly defined European origin as recognized by the cut, size and neon coloring of their Speedo, lying on the beach with arms outstretched and legs spread.
A virtual yet poor definition of da Vinci's Vitruvian Man: a European Starfish

European Starfish: Borat-esq gentleman lying on the beach, allowing the waves to lap his Neverland
by OrtisDei August 10, 2010
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