A colloquial expression used to describe any situation that is unsavory, unsatisfactory or in very poor condition.
I haven't had sex in months. I'm sort of dry and crusty.
I didn't wipe my ass very well. It's stating to get dry and crusty.
Have you met our new boss? Yes he's pretty dry and crusty.
Stan's mother could never figure out why his tube socks were always so dry and crusty until her friend explained it to her.
I didn't wipe my ass very well. It's stating to get dry and crusty.
Have you met our new boss? Yes he's pretty dry and crusty.
Stan's mother could never figure out why his tube socks were always so dry and crusty until her friend explained it to her.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016
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Get the Dry-Handed mug.When a male gets an erection from out of nothing. It just randomly gets hard. There is no hot girl or anything else that can cause a boner.
by rudyj2112 August 17, 2010
Get the Dry Boner mug.When you say fuck it to the world and all it’s expectation, pack your essentials in a dry bag, tie that shit around your waist and just start swimming.
Hey girl, wanna go dry bagging later? If you get tired, just rest your chest on the dry bag and enjoy the ride.
by skachild86 June 28, 2020
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John: Hey Ziggy try out my new mod...
(takes a dry hit)
Ziggy: You son of a bitch, that shit was dry!! OUCH!
(takes a dry hit)
Ziggy: You son of a bitch, that shit was dry!! OUCH!
by Stove piped your sister April 24, 2015
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by Mumbles274 January 27, 2009
Get the Dry Wank mug.Dry snitching is a calculated but yet passive aggressive way to dime out your homeboy. In most cases to save your own ass without being the obvious rat bastard you are and save yourself from a fishing trip in your new concrete Nike’s.
You and your homeboy get pulled over
Cop: I smell marijuana step out of the car
Cop: who’s weed is this?
Homeboy: like a MF’n G says nuth’n
You: look at your homeboy and say “don’t worry fam I’ll put money on yo books”
Homeboy: (shaking head) you dry snitching Mufuka.
Cop: I smell marijuana step out of the car
Cop: who’s weed is this?
Homeboy: like a MF’n G says nuth’n
You: look at your homeboy and say “don’t worry fam I’ll put money on yo books”
Homeboy: (shaking head) you dry snitching Mufuka.
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