1. "I was at the club...then i wake up at 4 in the morn......musta been a drunken sturr"...
2."In my drunken sturr i walked to the store to get some more beer"...
2."In my drunken sturr i walked to the store to get some more beer"...
by mc smoke alot February 18, 2009

A) A Gnome that is Drunk
B) Highly respected and idolized Fun loving drunk related to the dwarf community
C) Carefree and jolly midget badass who occasionally are sober for no longer then the time it takes to wake up and reach for their stein, put on their lax pointy hat, pocket their smoking utensils, and post up on their colorful mushroom throne. Order may change depending on circumstances.
D) Rumored to be descendants of the all powerful and holy beer gods these Gnomes are worshiped by all Gnomes and fellow 4 footers of every kind especially their not to distant relatives the Garden Gnome.
E) Ancestors of the Hungover Gnomes
F) The James Bond of Gnomes
B) Highly respected and idolized Fun loving drunk related to the dwarf community
C) Carefree and jolly midget badass who occasionally are sober for no longer then the time it takes to wake up and reach for their stein, put on their lax pointy hat, pocket their smoking utensils, and post up on their colorful mushroom throne. Order may change depending on circumstances.
D) Rumored to be descendants of the all powerful and holy beer gods these Gnomes are worshiped by all Gnomes and fellow 4 footers of every kind especially their not to distant relatives the Garden Gnome.
E) Ancestors of the Hungover Gnomes
F) The James Bond of Gnomes
Man the Drunken Gnome can drink! Not to mention he brought enough booze for all of us too!!!
When i grow up i wanna be just like them.
"How did he make that slam dunk!?" (BLAM! Right in the kisser) "Nobody questions a Drunken Gnome!"
May your days be plentiful and blessed by the Almighty Drunken Gnomes, Amen.
When i grow up i wanna be just like them.
"How did he make that slam dunk!?" (BLAM! Right in the kisser) "Nobody questions a Drunken Gnome!"
May your days be plentiful and blessed by the Almighty Drunken Gnomes, Amen.
by DrunkenGnomes November 26, 2014

by whorthehellisbucky April 1, 2021

When you hold somebody's hair back as they throw up like a pissed off dragon spitting flames, but you're fucking them doggy style all at the same time.
Fuckboy: Damn, I finally tried the dirty sanchez with this bitch I met last night.
Fuckboy #2: That's so outdated. I bet you haven't tried the drunken dragon yet!
Fuckboy #2: That's so outdated. I bet you haven't tried the drunken dragon yet!
by NotSoChipper March 20, 2017

A drinking game reward/or punishment where the contestant puts their fingers inside a female's labia to play around with her moistness like the feeling of applesauce.
by Rip Colby August 18, 2014

The action of going in for a cheeky snog with a member of the opposite sex while intoxicated. The action is often undertaken with no invite or announcement. The result is often surprise for the said member of the opposite sex, or embarrasment for the lungee, when avoidance tactics are employed.
Out drinking on the town and get chatting to chick, Dave went for the drunken lunge but she ducked and weaved away from him. He stumbled into the table and split some drinks. Very funny.
by ciaofornow August 5, 2009

by Glitter John March 10, 2011
