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Drum Major 

If the director is the god of the band, then the drum major is his jesus. Always a senior who was usually mistreated as a freshman and takes it out on the freshies in the band, but is generally a cool cat to everyone else.

Despite the name, most drum majors actually play trumpet, because playing lead trumpet requires the most musical ability and leadership skills (I was the first low brass player at my school to be drum major ever)
When I was drum major, I told all the freshmen that BFMT ('bout face mark time) in the field show diagrams stood for backflip mark time, because when I was in 9th grade I was told that by seniors.
Related Words

Drum solo 

He gave her lots stimulation as he performed a drum solo
Drum solo by James March 10, 2003

Drum Hoarding 

The act of playing on a drum set without considering the people around you. Drum Hoarders typically frustrate company due to the volume of play or the lack of giving other people a turn.
A Drum Hoarder does not have to be good at playing drums; they only play it for a very long period of time, typically with company.
Drum Hoarding also relates to people who spend a large amount of time trying demo drum sets at a store, oblivious to the people possibly waiting in line for a turn.
is jim in the back Drum Hoarding again?
Yes
Well I guess we won't leave the store for another hour
Drum Hoarding by Whatiwawa December 13, 2010

Drum Hangover 

When you play drums to the point when you can't play one note without your massive headache throbbing. And then the next morning even playing on your pad or tapping on your leg hurts.
Dude i practice paradiddles for 4 hours yesterday! I got a massive drum hangover stop tapping!

Drum Set Stir Fry 

A sexual act involving a man penetrating a woman in the anus and immediately before male ejaculation the man inserts his penis into the female's ear and 'blows his load' into her orifice. He then proceeds to 'stir fry' the 'spunk' into her 'drum set' with his member.
See that chick over there? I would totally give her a drum set stir fry.

Drum-a-Palooza 

When a group of men, typically teenage boys, all jerk off onto a single bongo drum. The last to fulfill orgasm and land their semen on the drum must tap the drum and lick their hand.
Kainoa, Greg, and I all just played Drum-a-Palooza. Wanna high five??
Drum-a-Palooza by PortalParlor November 2, 2016