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Lou Dobbs

Host of CNN's Lou Dobbs Tonight, a daily news program with two main goals:

1.) To vilify illegal aliens and blame immigration for every conceivable problem facing America. This tactic is employed through Hannity-like discussions with guests about relevant issues where he mocks them for not realizing the inherent evils of immigration.

2.) To perpetuate the myth that a majority of Americans will unify under the political banner of an Independent Party and cock-tease his audience with the suggestion that he will run for President under that label. He does this by citing bullshit statistics such as: "51% of Americans are fed up with the usual politics of the Democratic and Republican Parties." He will then take that result to mean not that 51% of Americans will support 3rd parties such as Green, Libertarian, Reform, etc., but that they all want and will vote for an Independent Party, essentially undermining the fact that people who do not belong to the main two parties ascribe to a wide range of political beliefs; they will not all fall under the banner of a 3rd party simply because it is not Democrat or Republican.

Lou Dobbs also constantly shows off his capped teeth to his opponents with a shit-eating grin.
Lou Dobbs said on CNN last night that all these people are losing their homes because of too many illegal immigrants, and that if we only put up a huge wall along our border with Mexico that's guarded by snipers, all of our problems will be over. He then ended his show by suggesting that everyone who is not a Democrat or Republican will join an Independent Party, even though they don't all want the same thing.
by Doom03 January 19, 2009
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dobbins middle school

Dobbins Middle School is a school located in the middle of a lame ass town surrounded by lame ass houses. This middle school is full of snakes and weird ass hoes who bring stuffed animals too School. We also have emo’s, children of Satan, Hispanics, and those who just believe they’re above everyone. We have teachers who look like their eyes are popping from their face, and obesity is our number one thing we look for when hiring. Our food is garbage; meaning we get it from the actual garbage at other schools nearby. These schools include Hiram High School, Bagget Elementary, Hal Hutchins Elementary, South Paulding High School and Austin Middle School. We also assign work to already stressed children over break, then give them an anonymous questionnaire given by the guidance counselor asking if they would ever think about suicide because of school work. Dobbins Middle School is a place where we give ISS for not bringing homework, and make children sit in the office for two hours because their butt is outlined in a pair of tight pants. Dobbins focuses on spending the schools money on food for the teachers and then asks for money every week in a new fundraiser.
Sally told Marco,” Dobbins Middle School makes me want to kill myself, but that’s okay! At least I have four things of homework for a day off while my teachers sit at their houses on tinder! “
by CarlosChristmas January 18, 2018
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Dicky dobber

A dicky Dobber literally means dicky penis but can be used as an insult for when someone is being annoying.
eg. ' sara-jane you're a dicky dobber'
or ' Emily your dicky dobber the fag robber.'
by dicky dobber October 20, 2009
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Crab Dribble

A complex maneuver in the NBA where the player takes more than two steps after dribbling the ball and does not get called for a traveling violation. It gets it name from the common crab, which naturally are born with 8 legs. A well done crab dribble will incorporate 8 steps and give the illusion the player is only taking 2 steps.
Did you see Lebron James crab dribble all over the Wizards?
by legalelliot January 5, 2009
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cum dribbler

Simply refers to a cleft chin. This may also be accompanied by pouty lips.
Her/his facial features included an accentuated cum dribbler.
by critter getter September 18, 2007
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dobbs ferry

a town where parents and their children are snobby and rude. kids in dfms are either basic asses with absolutely no personality, or they like to pretend to be "hood" when in reality they are 2 foot tall cunts with nice houses and a lot of fucking money. basically privileged white people who have no idea what life is like outside of their small town. they also like to make fun of other races because there are -2 POC in dobbs ferry schools.
you're from Dobbs Ferry? no wonder you're a fucking cunt!
by weaboo42069 February 15, 2017
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bingo dobber

when one withdraws his cock from a menstruation infested vagina and covers her face with the after effects like a bingo card.
justin was pounding veronica with his 'bingo dobber' (cock), veronica said take it easy i'm on my period, justin pulls his cock out slams it on veronica's face five times and yells "bingo bitch".
by trophyUsucka February 13, 2008
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