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Deadbeat

To fap to photos of someone who already died.
Person 1: Don't worry, people have been checking out/worshipping Marilyn Monroe for years and she's been dead for quite some time now.

Person 2: Is there a term for masturbating to photos of people who have died?

Person 3: One who does is a "Deadbeat".
by eggplantkiller January 22, 2011
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Deadbeat dad

Austin Wakefeild
I heard he's an Austin wakefeild(deadbeat dad)
by TheRealSMFJ July 19, 2017
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Deadbeat

An irresponsible person with no moral character who doesn't pay his debts
A deadbeat is someone who damages his neighbors car but isn't man enough to fix the problem.
by Angry working man October 26, 2017
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Deadear101

He is a Deadear101
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deadbeat

Daily-mail readers' word for a pot-smoking loser
A gang of deadbeats crashed their boat straight into my jetty. I could see a thick fug of pot smoke hanging over their heads
by Double Dee January 22, 2004
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deadbeat dad

A bullshit term made up by the state so they can extract additional revenue from a man they just screwed over with biased and corrupt family courts.
Bureaucrat: Our government is running out of money to pay the salaries for our useless jobs! What do we do?
Lawyer: Let's find all the worst women in the world, help them lie and cheat their way into being single moms, call the fathers deadbeat dads until they pay our outrageous sums, and split the money between us!
Bureaucrat: Great idea! No one will ever challenge us if we say we're "doing it for the kids"!
by RebelScience December 11, 2016
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dreadheads

The Hard-core Fanbase of Jason Castro The Fourth Place Contestant of the Seventh Season of American Idol named after Castro's flowing Dreadlocks. The Dreadhead's Reside at daydreamingboy as well as jasoncastromusic

They First Came To Be at the American Idol Forums and were Quickly Recognized as the kindest, most organized fan base of any of the contestants. They have showered Jason with many gifts, that not one of them could have given him alone. They work together to ensure Jason has a good career ahead of him and will never give up on their number one Dreadhead! Come Join Us!
Man: "Honey, Are you gonna come to bed?"

Woman: "Not Yet, I'm talking with the Dreadheads on the Forum! and I'm not done Voting For Jason!"

Man: "Ughhhhh"
by analiseee October 18, 2008
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