random guy: my dong is long.
omegalong dong user: Why don't you use omegalong dong instead?
random guy: that's brilliant, i go and eat an omegalong dong sandwitch.
omegalong dong user: Why don't you use omegalong dong instead?
random guy: that's brilliant, i go and eat an omegalong dong sandwitch.
by omegalong dong user March 27, 2021
A word to not quite insult a person but to make fun of them.
Often used against asian people in particular.
It is not meant to degrade Asian people but to joke with them, kind of.
Often used against asian people in particular.
It is not meant to degrade Asian people but to joke with them, kind of.
by UrDadIsAMotherfucker May 22, 2019
A term to describe an older gentleman with grandkids, who is constantly being chased by woman after the dong of all dongs.
Oh boy, I guess Melissa was at it again. She was chasing this guy Tom, and he is about 20 years older than her. Little did Tom know, Melissa is a Horsedick Hound and upon cornering him, she persuaded Tom to take her home and give her a pounding with that Granddaddy Dong. I overheard Melissa talking to Betty, and she said she hasn’t been able to walk right for two days after the thorough jackhammering she received. I wish I was a Grandaddy, or a guy with a huge Dong. At least I have a good personality, I guess. Jesus, life’s a mess!
by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020
I have a shlong dong
by Matwak April 23, 2017
The act of giving your partner sexual pleasure with nothing other than the ol' classic missionary position
Retro Donging
by DrewnIan November 28, 2010
Someone who you don't want to meet in prison when you have your pants sagging on accident, or in the showers.
Inmate 1: Hey, wheres Jerry?
Inmate 2: He ran into a Big Dong in the locker room.
Inmate 1: Oh, he ain't gonna walk right for a week.
Inmate 2: He ran into a Big Dong in the locker room.
Inmate 1: Oh, he ain't gonna walk right for a week.
by Zadsda December 20, 2014
1. A vagina, anus, or mouth as used in intercourse.
2. (by extension) One whose orifice(s) are used for such purposes.
2. (by extension) One whose orifice(s) are used for such purposes.
"I thought Rupert was mine first, not some multigenerational family dong koozie." -Family Guy Season 19 Episode 2, "The Talented Mr. Stewie"
by zombiewizard45 November 16, 2021