Western Doorknob

A delicious blonde woman, yanks the mans course hairy penis, that hasn't been shaved in months time.

The very attractive lady gets tight grip and twists the slithery slippery snake to the right, then very quickly to the left back'n'forth in a quick jerky motion waiting for her partners stream of semin and a very beastly orgasm <3

When this is accomplished, she yanks with both hands on the wet penis until he screams in bloody pleasure

Veronica: Don't be a bad boy! I just might have to Western Doorknob you!! Yummy yum yum !

Derek: Babe, my slithery snake is ready! It's time.

Veronica: Okay. 1 2 3 (twist, *ohhh yeeeeaaahhh!*)

by thehottestmamas June 14, 2011

dirty doer

Someone who does your ass dirty and doesn't even care that they did it

A: Hey what happened to you and Jennifer?
B: She dumped me for some other guy
A: Oh, so she's a dirty doer

by Glorggle February 16, 2018

doerd

God of the religion "Doerdentologyanityism" Supreme ruler of all. The mighty one. The all knowing.

"All Hail Doerd", "Happy Doerd Day!", "Doerd is merciful".

by Doerd S May 15, 2015

dorkalicious

1)A word describing someone who is in love with all things considered dorky or nerdy but who makes everyone else want to be in love with all of that stuff as well. That is just how awesome they are. They probably give off a sexy vibe as well...

2)A word describing something that an awesome dork would like

1)Wow, see that person over there? He may be playing the hell out of Dungeons And Dragons but he is sooo hot...He's dorkalicious!

2)That game is dorkalicious!

by LouTheWolf April 1, 2008

Orch Dork

Orch Dork - a talented person who works their butt off playing an instrument violin, viola, cello, bass, harp, piano for the betterment of their life...aka Orchestra! Note: Mess with an Orch Dork = committing suicide. We all come after you and bash our instruments yes, even the bass on your head until you can accept the fact that we rock harder than the Band and Choir combined. That's right. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.

Orch Dorks rock the Fine Arts building! ;)

by Theresa October 12, 2004

derkahood

The state of being a derka and/or state of being related to stupidity,ignorance, idiocy, irrationality or messed-up-ness

Let the moron wallow in his own derkahood.

by DOS Emulation September 8, 2008

California Doorknob

when youre fucking a girl, preferably standing, and you spin her.
this works best with more than 5 spins.

"Yo, Lisa bumped her head when Mikey tried the California Doorknob. He needs more upper body strength."

by nickopatamus October 16, 2008