by phishh December 26, 2023

A diss war (most of the time for fun) is where a few rappers make disses against each other and people usually pick sides on who made the better diss and who’s winning, etc. Like if you and your friend rap and you want to do a diss war for fun then you diss each other until the result happens.
by dumbnigga23 December 4, 2023

when someone slyly makes fun of you, in a deceitful and possibly passive aggressive way. most common in the american heterosexual dating world or in sororities.
There is one person who perfectly encompasses the intelligence that must come from behind the side diss, Barney from How I Met Your Mother.
“Wow, your confidence is inspiring. It’s like watching a chihuahua bark at a Great Dane—adorable, but… you know, pointless.”
“Wow, your confidence is inspiring. It’s like watching a chihuahua bark at a Great Dane—adorable, but… you know, pointless.”
by Penny Bluntwell January 2, 2025

a theory created by professional sexists
abdullah and taha
the theory states that:
1. the flatter the ass, the longer the dick and vice versa
2. the wetter the ass, the lesser the cum a person produces and vice versa
abdullah and taha
the theory states that:
1. the flatter the ass, the longer the dick and vice versa
2. the wetter the ass, the lesser the cum a person produces and vice versa
by sexism PhD March 29, 2020

Not to be confused with a "no-five", the diss-five sees the disser turning their face from their target in a show disrespect while also turning their hand backwards, connecting the dissee's open palm with the back of their hand. The harder the diss-connection, the more impactful the diss.
The diss-five originated in games media in Australia in the early 2000s.
The diss-five originated in games media in Australia in the early 2000s.
Cam thought I was unawares of his underhandedness, so I delivered in kind, dishing out a perfectly loud and aggressive diss-five, much to his alarm, and eventual chagrin.
by billythepunk February 14, 2021

Looks like he got dissed
by rafael e Reyes August 19, 2022

by please end my suffering November 20, 2022
