dog dicked

Despite your best efforts, external forces make it impossible to succeed.

Tom - "Hey yo Carlos, how's selling them drugz going?"
Carlos - "Man, im getting dog dicked by the PoPo all day."
Tom -"Damn, thats puppy fucked."

by mhansen October 18, 2017

skin dice

It is the wrinkled skin of mans scrotum.

Gary had his lady rolling his skin dice in the palm of her hand.

by Howdyhomeboy June 13, 2018

Short Dicked

It's like when you get shortchanged, only worse!!!

Somebody (usually a guy) fuqs you, you went into sex thinking you'd come a bunch, he'd come, everyone would be satisfied, it'd be awesome!!!

Then he comes really quickly and then falls asleep. The next morning he wakes up and does it again. At some point you might have told him that you would have liked to have come more than you did

You now know better than to bang him again, but your blood boils because you got short dicked. If you get shortchanged and some cashier shorts you $5 out of your change from a $20, you can usually go to an ATM and pull out more money. When you get short dicked, you can never get that portion your night back. And there is no adequate refund for sexual disappointment

Guys who will short dick a girl are fond of saying stuff like, "Did you come?" because they are unaware that most women are multi-orgasmic and can't think of more relevant questions like, "Did you come as hard as you wanted to?" or "Are you feeling satisfied? Or do you want more?"

A guy doesn't have to premature ejaculate to short dick you. Some can pull it off lasting a long time and just having the inverse of bedroom skill

He thought nothing when he short dicked me the night before, but then I told all my friends and all the girls on the scene just how lame he was in bed and just how unsatisfied I was. Bet he wishes he made an effort now!!!

by SFKitten June 25, 2018

Pity Dicked

when a guy sends you dick pics/hooks up with you and tells his friends he only talks to you because he feels bad for you and never did that

did you hear that sophia got pity dicked by cooper?

i heard he just text her

by kjlhgasdf October 22, 2018

Mucho dicen di que

A Spanish term, roughly translating to “many say that” used by Don Pollo during his TikToks. Sadly he is always interrupted before he gets to say anything.

Don Pollo: “Mucho dicen di que (roughly: many say that)” *the notifications begin* “anda pal Diablo” (roughly: go to hell)

by Icarus. February 28, 2023

Casualties of the Dice Game

A phrase that is uttered, in conversation. It originates from the idea that a professional gambler takes a nihilist approach when gambling.

1. It usually refers to an unpredictable yet calculated or expected loss, mostly but not always, in reference to a greater good.

2. It can also refer to a loss that is perceived by the loser as a loss, but in reality is neither a loss nor a win, perhaps it could be perceived as fate.

3. It is popularly used by gamers when pwning noobs.

1. Prost "Hey, you know, in order to come second in our last race, I had to push the car to its limits, and this morning the engine blew up during practice."

Senna "Casualties of the Dice Game!"

2. Prost "Oh man, you know, one day we're going to die."

Senna "Well, Casualties of the Dice Game."

3. Noob "Oh Fuck You! You cheap..."

Game "Pro has slain Noob."
Pro "Casualties of the Dice Game."

by Donbariu November 11, 2011

diceorg

diceorg is a discord cult/"religious organization" ran by mortis/necrofilic, who claims to be god. they've done some pretty weird shit- for example the members cut themselves for mortis, make shrines for her etc. mortis is openly a MAP, a zoophile and a necrophile. diceorg is marketed as a "safe space" for those shunned by society and those deemed "too far gone" in terms of sanity. overall i wouldnt recommend

1: "Hey 2 did you know that your friend's in diceorg?"
2: "Yeah, I'm trying to convince them to get help."

by fvnnyh4t December 12, 2022