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los diablos

The now suitable name for the squalor and degenerate city that is Los Angeles, California and its constituents.
Bill: Hey, Tom, ever been to Los Angeles?
Tom: Yeah, more like Los Diablos.
by Space Funk December 16, 2017
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diablo 2

Life draining computer game, players who play it often found themselves devoid of a life, girlfriend, or any other monument of their terrible social abilities.

Gamers ditches school just to spend hours searching of the Ultra Nuklear Oculous of Unanimous Kickass (+2 Skills +3x Immunity to Cold +2000 Magic Damage +Guaranteed Drop of Uniques), rumored to be hidden in a dung sample dropped from Baal's swollen sphinchter.
Diablo 2 Gamer: "OMGz! I just found myself a bitchin' 75x FCR Sorc Ring with 800% Magic Find! God I'm so fucking tired...."

Straight-Thinking Kid: "Neat, I got laid twelve times today. Cool huh? My schlong hurts bad though"

Diablo 2 Gamer: "Haha! You faggot, you got a small dick. Gayass"

Diablo 2 Gamers spasms violently on the floor, blood pouring out of his eyes, then dies from a seizure.
by Chang Tan March 13, 2005
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Diablo

N. That to which one dedicates his or her life in the enlightenment that one cannot attain a signifigant other.
"I killed Diablo on hell two-hundred times in a row, and all I got was a lousy ichorsting."
by Brett March 18, 2003
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Diablo45

The act of placing your partner on a 45 degree angle for the purpose of pooping on their chest.
I'd like to diablo45 on that guy from accounting.
by Armagetto March 30, 2004
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Diagolon

A proposed nation composed of territory from former American States and Canadian Provinces, which when mapped, form a Diagonal line from Alaska to Florida.

The Nation was first proposed by Raging Dissident while he was high as a kite on edibles that "ain't shit". It has since gained traction with thousands of supporters, chiefly due to the increasingly aggressive behaviour of the authoritarian left. Many see it as an inevitable response to this aggression, and a promised land for those with traditional Western Republican values.
Nations come and go, but Diagolon never dies.
by Longstride October 14, 2021
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Diablo 2

Highly HIGHLY addictive game. I have been playing for around two years, my friend has been playing for about 4, and I have alot better items than him. He has to ask me for stuff. I spend most of my day on that game, from the time I get home from school to the time I go to bed. (2:30 PM to 11:00 PM eastern time) Only time I ever get off that game is if I have something better do.....like have sex.
Me- I'm playing Diablo 2, wasting my life, losing grades.....but I'm having fun.
Girlfriend- Want to have sex?
Me- Oh yes....after I finish this run....
by Ryan......or is it? April 18, 2006
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Diablo II

A extremly addicting free MMORPG made by the godly company know as Blizzard.
Usual convo...
1: OMFG A SOJ ^^
2: BAH, I GOT 60
3: FUCK YOU HAXOR
1: YEZ
by XIII November 7, 2004
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