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derpcannon

A large-caliber, short-barreled firearm (by comparison to others used in similar ways) meant for creating carnage at spitting range and virtually useless at longer ranges. Examples include shotguns, most submachine guns, and on AFVs, a direct-fire mortar or a howitzer/gun (as opposed to the typical rifle or smoothbore gun).
Your rifle makes holes in things at long ranges where my derpcannon can't hit them, but my derpcannon utterly destroys them.
by Thou_Dog June 19, 2011
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Bell Delphine

A E girl who sells gamer girl bath water and plays with dead corpses. She also got arrested so thats pretty cool i guess.
Gamer Boy Toliet water is better than Gamer Girl Bathwater, what is Bell Delphine thinking?
by Potajoe October 22, 2019
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Delph

A green substance, made from plant juice, which when applied to the skin gives a soothing tingly sensation.

It's also good for greasing engine parts - fishermen have been known to use it as lubricant for their hoists.
I smothered myself in Delph for a smoother finish to my skin

The fisherman coated his hoist in delph to stop the gears from seizing
by Peter Jones September 24, 2004
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Delphos

The force with which one grips one penis during masterbation.
Ex. #1. That's right baby, my muscle is BIG thanks to my delphos.

Ex. #2. You think I bench press a lot, wait 'till you see my delphos.
by Rach Tee & Wen Dee July 13, 2004
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Herp-a-derp

Another, lesser known name for a special person. Meant to be as offensive as the word retard. Though it can be used as universally as the word "fuck" such as "Quit being a such herp-a-derp" or "go be a herp-a-derp somewhere else". however the word can be butchered to be simply "herp" or "derp". Although some "herp-a-derps" will reverse the word and say "Derp-a-herp". Saying "Herp-a-derp" as a question changes the meaning to "A retard?" or "That Retard?".
"you herp-a-derp", "Herp-a-derp?", "What the Herp-a-derp?",
by ShadowMaster924 May 1, 2011
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Circle Derp

The act of a mouth-breathing troll using their own alternate account(s) to agree with their own wharrgarbl or derp.
User 1: Libtards are afraid of Sarah Palin because she's smart.

User 2 (User 1's alt): Woah, did I say afraid of? I meant scared of.

User 3: Looks like we have a circle derp.
by MistahTom March 26, 2010
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Delphox

The best Pokemon Kalos starter and is way better than the Pokemon disgrace known as Greninja
“DELPHOX IS BETTER THAN GRENONJA”
by Chorky July 24, 2018
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