i got crons on deck
by Jacques Strap March 26, 2005
by NaStYgiRrrRrL November 15, 2010
1) To festoon one's testicles with colored lights, evergreen garlands, and tiny Christmas ornaments
2) To punch Santa Claus in the nuts for shortchanging you last Christmas
2) To punch Santa Claus in the nuts for shortchanging you last Christmas
1) I wanted to make my girlfriend feel merry in the bedroom this Christmas so I decided to deck the balls.
2) In spite of being a good boy, Santa gave me nothing but a pack of underwear last Christmas, so this year I'm gonna wait in ambush in front of the fireplace so that I can deck the balls.
2) In spite of being a good boy, Santa gave me nothing but a pack of underwear last Christmas, so this year I'm gonna wait in ambush in front of the fireplace so that I can deck the balls.
by chadsuperhero December 09, 2013
"Put it in my b-deck, Jack"
In the movie titanic, after sketching Kate Winslet naked on the couch, Leonardo DiCaprio put it in her b-deck
In the movie titanic, after sketching Kate Winslet naked on the couch, Leonardo DiCaprio put it in her b-deck
by nelson2811 March 17, 2009
Verb: Controlling a certain section of the prison, jail or other similar type of building used to house convicted criminals.
Reporter: So what were you doing during your incarceration?
Former prisoner: I was just always running the deck no matter where they had put me.
Former prisoner: I was just always running the deck no matter where they had put me.
by Gohan Barracuda November 22, 2017
A girl who is so beautiful, smart, funny, and has such a good personality that she is not only taken but has guys pursuing her in the hopes that her boyfriend slips up. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity if you get to be with a girl like this, but it seems there is always someone ahead of you in the "batting order."
Guy 1 : "Wow, that girl is just amazing in every sense of the word! Do you know if she has a boyfriend?"
Guy 2: "Haha you've got to be kidding me, don't even waste your time, she's got batters on deck."
Guy 2: "Haha you've got to be kidding me, don't even waste your time, she's got batters on deck."
by handle this February 21, 2010
Jim: Yo Mark, you see those knockers?
Mark: Hell ya, can't you see I got my rockets on deck?
Jim: Damn dude, put that away before you get arrested.
Mark: Hell ya, can't you see I got my rockets on deck?
Jim: Damn dude, put that away before you get arrested.
by 78332158498 June 15, 2011