Deatharrhea

Diarrhea that causes death.

Can also be used to describe death by gonorrhea.

Elvis died from deatharrhea on August 16, 1977.

Paris Hilton is immune to deatharrhea but can spread it very easily.

by Organized Chaos October 30, 2008

diarrheality

1. A flood of really unpleasant, shitty events.

2. The horrible, shitty truth.

Conj: dire reality

All at once, Mark was overcome with the diarrheality that Britney was having an affair w/Jason.

by fartylicious November 16, 2009

Diarrhea Jump

An act of transformation from a human state of being into a sloppy, brown mass of turd, indigestible sweetcorn, and liquid after jumping from great heights, such as a trampoline or, for dwarfs, a table or bench. Such an act is seen as "totally sick" or "simply radical" in small concentrations of young or elderly men. This act is most enjoyed when the person transforming (or "morpharrhea" as it is medically known) jumps through the small holes in trampolines or street gutters, and reforms on the other side, with only a small quantity of poo left on the surface they fell through.

This can, however, lead to some fatal injuries, such as loss of brain cells or limbs, if the quantity of leftover plop is high enough. Nonetheless, it is an extremely fun and enjoyable pastime for all ages.

I saw Jed do i diarrhea jump in trampolining class yesterday. The way he reformed on the other side with only a tiny handful of poo nuggets left over was amazing.

Jessica enjoys to commit serious morpharrhea on Saturdays, I fear that she may loose a finger in the act.

by CurryPhantom November 4, 2011

Diarrhea soup

When 2 men perform a sexual act of putting there butt cheeks together and the dominant male diarrheas in the other ass using the submissives ass as a bowl to hold the soup.

Cole - This soup taste like ass, but thanks for letting me eat it out your ass.

Austin - “Well of course it’s diarrhea soup.”

by THE EDGE LORD December 31, 2020

e-diarrhea

When an electronic inbox is suddenly dumped with tonnes of messages after extended holidays sans technology or long periods without mobile coverage.

I had been away from work for a month and after opening outlook, my inbox had a bad case of e-diarrhea.

by The Street Guru October 4, 2012

whistling diarrhea

1. Ask Marie
2. When 'Ass Splatter' turns into a day off *Kelly had nothing to do with it.

"Hey it's Marie, I was 'splatter assing it' earlier but now it's turned into straight 'Whistling Diarrhea!!!'"

by Trap Dandy June 1, 2019

Bubble Diarrhea

A term often used by your wise old uncle, sometimes drunk, used to describe a fart followed by a large quantity of diarrhea with its surface tension stretched until it pops, leading to a change of underwear.

Similar in nature to explosive diarrhea

Oh shit Bob, I just fart gambled and lost to a spurt of bubble diarrhea

by Fart Gambler November 17, 2019