What Danny DeVito has
I dropped my monster condom for my Magnum dong
by https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ 6 July 06, 2020
random guy: my dong is long.
omegalong dong user: Why don't you use omegalong dong instead?
random guy: that's brilliant, i go and eat an omegalong dong sandwitch.
omegalong dong user: Why don't you use omegalong dong instead?
random guy: that's brilliant, i go and eat an omegalong dong sandwitch.
by omegalong dong user March 27, 2021
by flail and husky darrell April 04, 2009
I have a shlong dong
by Matwak April 23, 2017
The act of giving your partner sexual pleasure with nothing other than the ol' classic missionary position
Retro Donging
by DrewnIan November 28, 2010
Someone who you don't want to meet in prison when you have your pants sagging on accident, or in the showers.
Inmate 1: Hey, wheres Jerry?
Inmate 2: He ran into a Big Dong in the locker room.
Inmate 1: Oh, he ain't gonna walk right for a week.
Inmate 2: He ran into a Big Dong in the locker room.
Inmate 1: Oh, he ain't gonna walk right for a week.
by Zadsda December 20, 2014
Dropping Dong is when an actor shows his penis in a film. This is usually considered taboo for American Cinema, and ultimately results in the demise of ones career.
Jeremy: "Dropping Dong is totally acceptable now in movies."
Mike: "It's not Jeremy, it ends actors careers."
Jeremy: "What do you mean?"
Mike: After dropping dong in Wild Things, Kevin Bacon was reduced to doing straight to video and B movies.
Mike: "It's not Jeremy, it ends actors careers."
Jeremy: "What do you mean?"
Mike: After dropping dong in Wild Things, Kevin Bacon was reduced to doing straight to video and B movies.
by CrazySasquatch November 19, 2013