Cuchie

A type of pussy that’s grown old.
More along the lines of hit then quit, like past tense. A used vagina. Also know as the ancient cunt.

Usually used in a under motivated fashion of tense.

Did you hit that cuchie?
How old is that cuchie?

Fuck her right in the cuchie!

by ZooLuny November 10, 2019

Couchin

Laying on the couch
i.e. being a couch potato

Girl what you got planned this weekend?

Nothin other than couchin

by Auchie June 20, 2008

Cruchin

To go very slowly

dude the car in front of us is totally cruchin it

by SJC1234 September 21, 2010

Couchified

The inability to leave a couch or chair for long periods of time due to watching a soap opera, movie, or sports.

The girl is couchified over All My Children…

The Patriots couchified everybody in the room.

by JamesClan May 1, 2012

chuchinkums

Another word for pussy or vagina.

My chuchinkums is itchy.

You made my chuchinkums all wet.

by Emoney4266 October 12, 2013

cumchilada

literally to "ejaculate (or decorate) with cum."

splooging cumchilada

by New User November 9, 2013

Couching

Couching (verb): When you go to a show or the club and sprawl out on 3 seats (or more) as if it's a couch, and every time you move, the seat goes up and down, causing a distinct noise. Couching is highly disruptive to other's viewing and general enjoyment. True couching is defined by the noise that is made from the couch which is disruptive and annoying, causing participants in the general area to exclaim comments of irritation.

"ohhhhh damn, Mike be couching it AGAIN and it's killing my vibe."

by Strictly Handjobs January 23, 2016