cunnie

A vagina that consistantly cranks out moisture, odors and chunks. Basically, a vagina.

When she took a shower with her new green-apple glycerine soap, the entire bathroom smelled like green-apple-cunnie.

cunnie by unstablegirl October 8, 2003

cunted 

To have one's penis removed in the process of going through a sexchange.

First I had my breast enlargement, then I went for the main operation where I was cunted.

cunted by radioartichoke April 20, 2009

shit cunted 

A popular phrase in Sothern England most frequently used when ones drinking companion has consumed far too many alcoholic drinks or mind-altering substances on a night out.

Can be used in place of the more traditional fucked, munted, wankered etc.

"Fuck me John, you're shit cunted"

shit cunted by nuffcuts66 January 2, 2005

Mother cunter 

A universal insult that incorporates the wonderful word "cunt" into an alternative to the common and overused phrase "mother fucker". Generally used as an insult.

I agree, Seth, Ben Mones is such a mother cunter!

Mother cunter by Dizz November 20, 2003

cunted 

fucked off yer trolley
pissed as a fart
completely wanked

check his eyes....he's 'cunted'

cunted by ana cooper March 19, 2003

cuntemplating 

When a girl contemplates with her cunt, deciding whether or not to do a guy. Condomplating is pretty much the opposite word for guys.

Girl#1: What were you doing in the bathroom for so long?
Girl#2: I was cuntemplating to fuck Jake or not tonight.

cuntemplating by Uberchica December 10, 2006

cuntbeast

A person who resembles an unusually large vagina. Usually has qualities that cause others to want to hurt said person.

"Dude, Chris Olfers is a total cuntbeast!"
"Dude, when that negro stole my wallet, I called him a cuntbeast; then he stabbed me."

cuntbeast by Obediah Rodriguez January 17, 2004