Fuck Cramps

The abdominal soreness that typically follows a session of intense sex. Similar to the soreness felt after doing a session of crunches. Typically impacts guys who are sadly out of shape.

Guy 1: "Dude, my ab's are sore today..."

Guy 2: "What, you work out? Do some crunches?"

Guy 1: "Nah, it's just fuck cramps."

Guy 2: "Nice...."

by big_daddy_d August 3, 2009

Cranks my Tractor

When someone or something (vibrator) really turns you on!

When my husband and I have sex he cranks my tractor and gives me multiple orgasms!

by The farmer's wife July 28, 2009

crankshank

A sexual position; when you crank it and then you shank it. Considered to be very gruesome and painful, but somehow erotic.

Only real men can perform a crankshank
Me, Stacy, and Carla did a three-way crankshank last night. I'm still really sore.

by twilulu December 29, 2010

holy crapsickle

It is when crap, shit, and holy shit just aren't enough. It takes the recognition of something being bade to a hole new level.

employee 1: hey, the boss just found out that you spent all of last week on e-bay instead of going over the johnson report.

employee 2: O.O HOLY CRAPSICKLE!!! I'm screwed!!!!

by sportsgirl13 August 23, 2009

cranstoning

Walking around aimlessly in your underwear or occasionally appearing nude in public with no previous recollection of one's whereabouts, where one assumes plausible deniability. Also known as Walter-Whiteing.

Wife: I just finished folding your laundry.
Husband: It's okay, I'm Cranstoning today for the Breaking Bad marathon.

by amcbreakingbad September 28, 2013

manstrual cramps

When a man has to poop or fart so badly that the pressure builds up to an extremely uncomfortable level. often causes manstration.

my buddy had to poop so badly he got all pissy from the manstrual cramps.

by owurnvoisdngl February 27, 2010

The Cranston

The scale in which one grades the gap distance between a girl's thighs.

The Cranston is The scale in which one grades the gap distance between a girl's thighs. Measured 1-3, it's based on how many imaginary horizontal fingers one could place in said gap. The higher the number (a 3 Cranston), the more space (which means more air flow, which results in a nicer situation down there). The lower the number, means she's fat and her thighs rub against each other.

by Dick Victory May 19, 2015