Crank

Crystal Methamphetamine, the good shit

dude 1: yo nigga, lez go pick up a fat bag of that crazy ass crank

dude 2: ight yo, s'all good, i got mad billz

by methFace February 28, 2011

cranks

Cranks refer to each individual crank on a bike's crankset.
Cranksets are the levers used for pedaling a bicycle. Cranks happen to be one of the three most important components on a bicycle, the important trio being, frame, wheelset and cranks.

Those are some crazy cranks you got on that bike. I bet they're as stiff as a twelve year old with a girly mag.

by dubbed March 9, 2006

Cranked

To fuck someone

guy 1: dude i just cranked this milf

guy 2:daaamn bro that's wild!

by SavDrips January 19, 2019

Crank

The combination of crying and wanking to make one ultimate hormone explosion.

When you're upset but mad horny or sad and need a little serotonin boost, ain't nothing better than a good crank to get it ALL out.

Timothy: She fucked another dude boys
The boys: Forget about her bro, she a hoe. Lets get loaded!
Timothy: nah man, ima go home and crank
The boys: You a bitch Timothy

by NewDude12 August 27, 2020

Crank

To cry and masturbate (wank) at the same time or to use tears as lube.

Harry: What are your plans for tonight Frank?

Frank: Nothing much, probably just crank for a bit.

Harry: Nice.

by cranker123456789 July 3, 2014

Crank

The act of vigorous masturbation whilst crying over an ex partner. (Cry-Wank)

I was so upset over Julie, I just put on my Enrique Eglasias CD and had a crank.

by Lenny734 April 3, 2009

crank that

The act of a male ejaculating on a female's back who is passed out drunk then laying a blanket over the female. When the female wakes up, the sperm has dried and the blanket is stuck to her back.

Hey man, lets superman that ho (crank that)!

by Kyle Ross November 11, 2007