corenthius

Corenthius.. a sarcastic bastard with black hair usually brown eyes at times he can make you laugh and other times you'll want to end his.. he swears he's the best at basketball but in reality he's best left at home playing video games.. he's not too bright up in his head but he understands certain tasks.. he has slow moments.. but he also doesn't know how to fight but he can hurt your feelings with words so if you want to start something with him be prepared to get your feelings hurt because he won't give a fuck about them. but when he grows up he'll have a cool job something like engineering or a veteran..

girl: did you just hear Corenthius
boy: yeah i head him what he said sounded hurtful
girl: sometimes he's slow in the head he doesn't think
boy: true

by Itachi&Shisui December 17, 2017

correnthis

He ah boy who loves to play biggest thot in town Nd he a real live boss

Correnthis is ah thot in Chicago

by Correnthis May 23, 2018

Carpenter’s dozen

A collection of sixteen of something

The hardware store sells a box of nails by the carpenter’s dozen.

by Joe Hardwick June 7, 2018

Carpenter’s Laugh

happens when you realize ya dicks so long you could quintuple knot it and still have anough to sell to the local pharmacy

Man 1 bro i think ive got carpenter’s laugh
Man 2 *dies*

by greenschoolbus October 11, 2018

Corenta

A cool boy that’s athletic and smooth with the girls but keeps his grades in check

Corenta is a cool person

by Mister tay October 15, 2018

carpenter grip

When a girl is blowing you and you grab your dick like a hammer and pound her head with it.

I was getting a bad blowjob so I gave her the carpenter grip.

by Fruit Thimble May 4, 2019

Carpentier joke

To its bare minimum the definition of a Carpentier joke is such a joke, not necessarily very good one, that is not understood by the majority of the group and only by certain Carpentiers who then laugh hard and loud.

Pie: I don’t understand it. Nick: it must be a Carpentier joke.

by Spootnick3000 August 2, 2019