Coning

Cone-ing
When someone lowers themselves, ass first, onto a traffic cone to stretch out they're butthole.

Did you do your coning practices today? If that judge finds you guilty, you'll be happy you did.

by theCTrain July 7, 2011

Cooning

When you dip your balls in chocolate or some sort of dark liquid and proceed to give someone Arabian goggles so their eyes look like a raccoons.

My girl friend yelled at me cuz i wouldent stop cooning her while she slept.

I just got a new can of black paint....dont make me coon you.

by Lando McClusk June 10, 2010

corninmyass

putting corn in ur own ass until it reaches the rectum

bruh i was so depressed i put corninmyass

by i_put_hotdog_in_my_rectum June 8, 2018

Coning

The act of driving around in a large veichle, collecting orange traffic cones and throwing them over the fence of your recidency, purely to agrivate the batshit crazy house parent, and her dog.

Becky: "3...2...1.. THROW"

*Dan, Hope and Becky, in unison, throw the large, luminous cones*

Hope: "To the Land Rover!"
*That is coning*

by Gandray May 9, 2019

Coaning

The act of simultaneously reaching climax and moaning quietly during intercourse

Kevin: "Hey babe, I had a great time tonight good thing we didn't get caught by your mom."

Tim: "Yeah I can't believe how many times we were coaning in bed together, if we got any louder my mom would find out

I'm gay."

by Scrum Lord Tim December 20, 2019

road conning

the strategical placement of cones on a road where cars are bound to hit them.

I coned that cadillac on 14 mile last weekend.

by Evan April 23, 2004

Snow Coning

The act of inserting ice cubes into your partners anus, then performing anal sex, with the ice cubes melting,your genitalia becomes covered in anal juice, after ejaculating,you then wipe your cum/anal juice covered genitals over your partners lips and nose.

Guy 1> that chic last night was nasty as hell

Guy 2> yeah man totally, we even used the anal ice cubes

Guy 1> You were snow coning her? Thats fucked up man.

by bored bartender December 29, 2011