1. - When a woman has excessively large labia majora, she may pull on both lips spread like a butterfly, while riding a mans face, then proceed to slap him in the face with said lips.
2. - When a woman holds a mans head between her feet, repeatedly smacking his head into her vagina.
2. - When a woman holds a mans head between her feet, repeatedly smacking his head into her vagina.
"Man I was eating her out last night, then she grabbed my head with her feet and started to coot slap me."
by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021
Get the coot slapmug. by queen dweeb March 19, 2017
Get the Cootmug. 
Corporate executives who do nothing but sit on their greedy, selfish asses, and whine and bitch about others using their copyrighted material. Like for example, video clips on YouTube. Viacom is the greediest of the "coots in suits"
YouTube is a magnet for "coots in suits". They have nothing to do but just yank others' accounts over some chickenshit video clip, like a music video, or some retro TV aircheck.
by Mr. Grumpy January 25, 2008
Get the coots in suitsmug. something or someone that is too cute to say “cute”, most commonly used by littles and/or in roleplays.
by Mars Bars N Stars July 4, 2024
Get the cootmug. by WafflesTheDragon December 7, 2009
Get the cootmug.