Ocular Constipation

When you don’t see that shit happening.

The boss told me I had to work tomorrow. Unfortunately for him, I feel a case of ocular constipation coming on.

Ocular Constipation by monkeycop72 August 18, 2025

Toppers constipation

When you eat toppers pizza but it blocks you up and can't shit and are bloated after a night of drinking.

Dam bro I got fucked up last night and had a bunch toppers before I went to bed and now I can't shit. You have toppers constipation! Dude I got you, you just need to eat gas station sushi, boiled egg, a warm miller lite, and anything from Taco Bell with ground beef. That shit will have you cleared out in no time. Thanks man I was ready to take an enema with sprite like mom said.

Toppers constipation by Old man mechanic ass October 19, 2025

Constipatory 

Foods that make you constipated

Jesse: Man my ass is leaking juice everywhere
Rob: Dude, eat some real cheese, it's a constipatory and will cork that shit

Constipatory by EatABagOfDicks! April 21, 2015

CODstipation 

When a Call of Duty (COD) kill is so epic, that all you can hear from other players is loud groaning, as if they were suffering from constipation. On rare occasions, when the kill is too epic for CODstipation alone, players actually are so excited that they shit themselves.

Cam: Oh, look at this! It's a Tomahawk Game winning kill!
Will: (groans)
Cam: Sounds like someone has CODstipation

CODstipation by CamMac0604 February 20, 2011

constiplation

to spend hours on the toilet pondering life

I had a gallon of cheese dip so I spent the rest of the evening in constiplation that great men crap alike.

constiplation by Bernard Bangwanger June 13, 2010

Constitutional Drift 

A term that has come into popular usage during 45’s administration since it has shown such an aggressive propensity for chipping away at the US Constitution.

Unlike Continental Drift which slowly happens over eons, the Trump Team has shown that it has mastered the dark art of what is regarded as serious and speedy Constitutional Drift.

Constitutional Drift by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

ConsTITution 

A document which proclaims and defines the fundamental right of women to sexual equality with respect to the freedom to go about bare-chested in public with the same legal impunity that is enjoyed by men.

She joked that the first and second amendments to the ConsTITution guaranty freedom of beach and the right to bare breasts.

ConsTITution by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 16, 2011