When you just can't give a shit about something at work. This is usually due to seeing wonderful new programs fall on their faces time and time again.
Worker 1: Hey, did you see we're having a raffle to win plastic water guns?! You get tickets by bringing in school supplies!!!! It's such a great idea!
Worker 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from a bad case of occupational constipation.
Worker 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from a bad case of occupational constipation.
by Dilberto, Prince of Mierda August 26, 2013
Get the Occupational Constipationmug. You know that feeling when you're in bed and you have that hard and throbing sensation in your asshole that feels like you're taking a shit but instead it's crawling right back up there to go make a nest for its Satan babies.
by LetMeGoTokyoDemons March 28, 2016
Get the Reverse constipationmug. person: Hey, nerd.
you: shut the fuck up you constipated toast.
person: the' fuck did you say to me?
you: thats right you fucking bird!
(silence)
you: shut the fuck up you constipated toast.
person: the' fuck did you say to me?
you: thats right you fucking bird!
(silence)
by dave829 June 16, 2011
Get the Constipated toastmug. Refraining from posting to social media for an extended period due to lack of motivation, internet service, stupid people, etc. Often followed by Facebook Diarrhea.
by JohnnyApocalypse September 13, 2015
Get the Facebook Constipationmug. by Chasingcars614 August 2, 2017
Get the Constipated foxmug. The phenomenon of having so much information on one subject due to researching on it but being unable to draw it out into sensible written representation. Most commonly suffered during exams, thesis writing and such.
I can't quite get my paper written even though I have all the required information. I must be suffering from head constipation.
by Anushree Deshpande October 14, 2007
Get the head constipationmug. I am mentally constipated.
by TheConstipationExpert February 21, 2011
Get the Mentally Constipatedmug.