Cello Competition

A slang term for a contest in which two or more men line up and take their pants off in an attempt to measure who has the longer penis.

John pulled his pants down and challenged Bob to a cello competition.

by itssojoever June 29, 2021

Fortnite Competitive

The good part of fortnite. the part which is dominated by a young audience but they have immense skill both in game and in real life such as Bl hen's ability to sing , tayson's ability to focus , mongraal's ability to be funny , benjy's weight loss journey and mandrin who has a literal iq of 180 .

Person 1: bro I'm a goat at fortnite
Person 2: So ur like ninja? eww get a life kid

Person 1: bro no. I actually play fortnite competitive . It takes alot of skill and dedication. I have earnings from tournaments and I make more than u with your dying minecraft channel.

by Mandrin0 March 2, 2022

Coochie Scout Competition

A very intense competition for young men to go hunting and compete for the best coochie on planet earth. Who ever finds the best quality coochie from a female carnivore wins.

Molly Wop: Yeo bizzy you tryna go on a coochie scout competition
Bizzy: Nigga stop asking me cuz every time we go out and compete I always win
Molly Wop: Aight so lemme just eat your coochie then

by The Coochie Advisor February 28, 2021

Competitive swimming

The hardest sport known to mankind

Bullshit!! Competitive swimming is the hardest sport in the world

by Swim coach Nyberg June 9, 2019

lack of comprehension

One of the best songs in my opinion written by the prog/death metal band "DEATH"... It is featured track 5 off the human album..... At first the song may sound like jazz but dont make an understatment over the first 10 seconds...

NU-METAL KID THATS 14: Hey guys I just bought slipknots new album "subliminal verses"

Death fan: Dude thats been around for 2 years anyways ... go listen to some real metal not that pussy shit you kids think is a fasion statement

NU-METAL KID: My mom wont let me listen to death because she says it provokes people into satans wrath

Death Fan - well thats you're problem you pussy

Death fan- well remember this when you move out listen to lack of comprehension

NU-METAL KID- but my mom wants me to stay home the rest of my life

by thecairvoyant June 6, 2007

penile compensation

New 4dr 4WD trucks with every option known to exist attached. This helps compensate for a small dick. These vehicles seldom leave pavement as 99% of the people who own them don't want to get mud on their Izod & Dockers, or could very well get stuck due to lack of knowledge in off-roading. Hummers also fit in this category.

He's driving that truck as a form of penile compensation

by Imperial1931 November 5, 2005

Candlyand Compendium

This is a very complex explanation so bear with me if you decide to read it. First off few souls have ever heard of or experienced this vile act. The Candy land Compendium is a collection of sexual acts committed in succession to generate the final effect of the sexual partner looking as though they are covered in candy. It usually starts off with a black male candy cock with an abnormally large licorice stick, finding a really delectable candy crotch of the Indian race. He then takes her out for an Ice cream cone and bone. During the bone session is when the real oddities begin. She starts off with a gumjob and a sundae special for approximately 4 minutes. Things begin to get interesting with the Strawberry Sanchez with sprinkles along with a candy apple steamer which will take another 4 minutes. The male should not use all of his shit in the candy apple steamer because he will need a lot of it for the events to come. The female shall then proceed to insert a family size snickers bar into her vagina to execute a Candy cunt fucker. With his leftover shit he will does his best to complete the difficult Chocolate Anal Cone, Chocolate bandit mask, chocolate brownie a la mode. If does not have enough shit which most people will not, he can use a previously made stash which will of course be micro- waved before application. If he forgets to make a stash there is always the backup option of asking for the female’s excrement. On the occasion that they even have excess shit after these events it is always good to finish off with a fudge brownie explosion to reach the highest orgasmic state. The partners can then enjoy a combination of caramel bubbles and cookie monster surprise. To end in stylish and flamboyant fashion, they will both will dress up in piñata outfits and fill each others piñata suits with as much candy as possible. Then they will beat each other with wooden bats until their piñata suits break or they die. If one person dies the living person must pour chocolate sauce, sprinkles, and m and m’s over the dead person’s body and eat all their candy and the person they killed.

kid: Hey dad I was wondering if candy land is a real place.

Dad: Yes son, but it's a bad place. Your mother died there from an unexpected Candlyand Compendium.

by Wilmot West February 23, 2008