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Dick-Skin Condom

A decorative condom with images designed for comical effect. Can be flavored according to design.
Popular Images:
R2-D2
Wii Remote
Duff Beer Bottle
Duff Beer Can
Chipotle Burrito
Hot Dog (with bun)
Shotgun (for Pump-Action)
Baseball Bat
Banana
Carrot
A Larger Man's Penis
Beer_Baron and Explicit_D used their Dick-Skin condoms on Chad during the recording of 2 Chimps on a Davenport.
by The Interrupter February 1, 2010
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condom

If you cover his schlong youll never go wrong
that condom is my best friend
by prince May 13, 2005
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condoms

Something that Justin Biebers parents should have used.
Justin Bieber: Hey I'm cool and I can sing so well
Me: Your parents should have used condoms while fucking
by Pussyfucker666 May 7, 2011
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codomotle

when your gettin dome, eatin a chipotle burrito and playing cod at the same time.
sarah gave me the best codomotle last night.
by abrady11 July 2, 2009
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Jerk Off Condom

An off brand, damaged, or expired condom that you would not feel safe using for sex but could still be used to jerk off into.
Man: Did you bang Amie last night or what, dude?

Dude: Hell yeah, I tore that pussy up. I was all out of condoms though so I had to grab one from your drawer.

Man: Shit, you'd better buy that slut some plan B and get your dick tested...the only thing in that drawer were jerk off condoms.
by iandiablo April 1, 2011
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Flavored Condoms

Condoms with a certain taste when sucked or licked such as cherry or grape.
MmMmMmMmMm these cherry flavored condoms sure taste great!
by Lotto23 January 31, 2005
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condom

Something not likely to come in a family pack
Condom's don't come in family packs for a reason...
by Delmar April 9, 2006
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