see yeah, cause no

see yeah means yeah i knew i was right & cause no means cause no you got me fucked up , PERIODDDDT

jeanett : * goes through boyfriend phone because he’s be hiding it to much & she thinks he cheating *
jeanett also : * finds out he’s cheating , see yeah, cause no 🤷🏾 ♀️

by dangerous monkey August 30, 2019

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008

Close of Play

Increasingly common on business bullshit bingo cards the English-speaking world over, 'close of play' is the latest way to say '5.30', presumably employed by people a) to make the working day seem more fun, by describing it as 'play' b) because they are cunts.

Presumably, like the equally execrable 'touch base', the expression originated in a shit American sport.

So where are we gonna be by close of play?

We're not playing. I'm working. You're talking like a prick.

Ok, I need to touch base with the client before close of play.

Oh right.

by BobbyBarcode October 22, 2012

Spongebob Close-up

A technique used in various cartoons in which the camera zooms into a character's face revealing disgusting or grotesque features (ex. bloodshot eyes, nosehairs, pimples, etc.) that usually are not noticed when the camera is at a certain distance from the character. Commonly used in the show "Spongebob Squarepants".

Spongebob: Hey Squidward, has my Acne Cream worked yet?

Viewer 1: Get ready for a Spongebob Close-up, dude!

(T.V. zooms into a still frame revealing Spongbob's ghastly outbreak)

Viewer 2: Ughghgh!

by The Ball That Never Descended October 16, 2008

in the closet

Someone who has a different orientation or gender identity than typical and has not yet shared with the rest of the world

Jack was in the closet about being bisexual.

by Lexus14blacklist December 1, 2015

Girl-bossed a little too close to the sun

Similar to the term, flew too close to the sun, defining reckless behavior with a sudden realization of consequences, except make it girly.

I fear I may have girl-bossed a little too close to the sun.

by edsheerans_lazyeye October 1, 2021

baby in the closet

When a woman is pregnant and is keeping it a secret.

Don't tell anybody, but I swear Elena's got a baby in the closet.

by Fitzgerald1 November 29, 2016