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clean up your room

A famous catchphrase of the renowned psychologist and phylosophical thinker, professor Jordan B. Peterson, referring to the fact that instead of starting to complain about our national or global problems, we should rather focus on what we can do to improve ourselves, our family, our local community, the spaces we are personally responsible for (like our rooms).
"This capitalist system really sucks, I'm going to do everything to overthrow it!"
"I'm not sure you are qualified to do that safely in any way. Instead, you could set an example and improve things in your immediate sphere of competence! Clean up your room, for starters!"
by Edward the Butler June 8, 2018
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Cleaning the plate

When your eating pussy or vagina
by Infinent October 29, 2010
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Clean up nice

What somebody says to you when you’re dressed up and looking good
You: *dressed up for a special occasion*

Somebody: You clean up nice!

You: Thanks! You don’t look half bad yourself.
by Satan!t December 10, 2020
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Cleaner

Usually called upon to clean up a mess another mobster has made. For instance: a gangster robs a store one night and comes back to base with a bullet in his stomach. A cleaner is quickly called-up and will be sent in to clear any sight of evidence, even if this means killing the store-keeper.

Elite cleaners are rarely found in the mobs/mafias/gangs etc., but instead apart of a government agency. Considering the drastic consequenced often involved with these agencies actions, elite cleaners are required. You never hear of them, and you rarely hear of what they have cleaned up. All that's left is the event: something happened, but the cleaner will make sure there are no trails left behind. Such cleaning jobs can be on a global scale, such as clearing a trail of money used to get the job done.
Ricky and Paulie murdered Kalinsky in an elevator. As soon as they stepped off a cleaner stepped in. When the elevator chimed at the top floor all that was left of the scene was a dead body and a pool of blood. With no evidence for the police to go on, the killers were never found.
by Cag February 17, 2007
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clean clipper

when you take a dump and then wipe with toilet paper...and find no trace of poop on the paper.
"Damn my sphincter is tight...I just had a clean clipper"
by Kwill43 March 14, 2008
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clean girl

girls who take pilates classes, eat fruit salads and vitamin supplements, smell like vanilla, are always in lululemon and aloyoga, drink kale smoothies, and remain single
synonymous to the pink pilates princess and model off duty look
Wow, she radiates clean girl! I never see her without her green juice and define jacket!
by pinkpilatesprincess April 16, 2022
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Pittsburgh Pipe Cleaner

The act of inserting one's penis into a receiving partner's mouth and cleansing their auditory pipes by releasing a smooth, hygienic stream of urine. In order to avoid the erection which would make urinating impossible, it is best for the pipe cleaner to think of Pittsburgh native and former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum at the start of and throughout the session, as Santorum is incapable of engendering any sexual energy whatsoever.
"My boyfriend had a sore throat so i gave him a Pittsburgh Pipe Cleaner."
by Nickdaisy June 6, 2010
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