cleofus

a dick where a females clitoris is supposed to be

dude 1: yo dude i almost got some last night
dude2: why almost
dude1: cuz i went to eat her out and she has a cleofus
dude2: Uuuuugh dude thats nasty as fuck

by Gangmaster Juice April 4, 2010

Coleious Davious

A man which is a literal god in the Coleious Davious religion. He knows everything, and is also everything. Why is he a god? Because he said so. And whatever our god Coleious Davious says, is spiritual law.

He could also totally beat Zeus in a fight.

All hail our god Coleious Davious!

by memes124 April 4, 2021

Clemont

The best name in existence because it connects to me on a spiritual level.

Clemont is the best name ever.

by yescaisprettycool February 27, 2019

Clemon

An oversized mouse anus

This clemon isn't appropriate office decor.

by Trouble Every Dana January 25, 2011

Clemons

n. A stray pubic hair found in a place where pubic hair generally is not located.

I guess I don't mind finding a clemons on a urinal, 'cause it's normal for them to be there. But when I find them on the sink, I start to wonder what went down.

by Jason July 15, 2008

Cleoman

A legendary follower of malkav that sucks up to Deadboy13 to get free rune ore.

Cleoman askes deadboy if he could kindly mine him rune ore so he can buy full dragon one day.

by Kurt April 19, 2005

clio

a girl who likes to eat small apples

-omg! look at that clio!
-whats wrong with clios? *eats apple*

by xXstarsXx May 3, 2006