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nightly window cleaner

A guy who comes to your house every night to clean your windows while you sleep. He will only come if you sleep at any point of time in the night, and if you pull an all-nighter then your windows will not be cleaned. This could be an issue under circumstances where your window has the potential to get very dirty. There is a common saying, "Get a full night's rest, or your windows will be dirty!" which I did not just invent on the spot for the convenience of this definition.
"I've pulled two all-nighters in a row and I'm so tired!"
"Your windows must be dirty, maybe you should sleep to the nightly window cleaner will come?"
"That's a good idea."
by eggplantparmeZHAN May 21, 2023
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Oh man, I can't wait to get home and use my Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue to clean my dog's shit.
by SuperSamboy May 29, 2020
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carpet cleaner

My boyfriend is an awesome carpet cleaner, he cleaned my carpet and I came all over his face!
by Master Muncher November 15, 2006
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cop cleaner

Also referred to as a bird dog; Someone who will flush the cops out of the brush
A car passes you on the highway, doing 10-15mph better than your speed.

Passenger: Hey, why are you speeding up? you trying to catch him?
Driver: Nope, found a cop cleaner (bird dog) to flush out the speed traps!
by OneFaller September 28, 2005
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Neutral Cleaner

A cleaner that is considered neutral because it rates a zero in all four hazard categories required by OSHA to be labeled on workplace chemicals.

It is also neutral in everything else.
Neutral Cleaner has the ability to cure cancer if it wanted to. Too bad it never cares.
by The Panther of Silence May 23, 2008
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San Diego Pipe Cleaner

This effective technique is commonly referred to as "two in the pink, tongue in the stink". While inserting two fingers into a woman's vagina, the partner penetrates the woman's anus with his tongue. The partner's other hand manually massages the woman's clitoris and the combination brings her to a life-changing orgasm.
I did a San Diego Pipe Cleaner on Emmylou last night and she almost blacked-out!
by grovemeister January 7, 2009
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air cleaner

A substance used to deodorize a room after the act of fucking so hard the smell left behind is pure shit
"Where is the air cleaner," Addie said after heart pounding sex.
by Jack Morris March 11, 2008
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