Clandax

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1.) Pertaining to any action, item, person, or thing that makes you feel like you should release your bowels.

-ed, past tense
2.) Having released your bowels due to any action, item, person, or thing.

I'm sure eating that taco will make me clandax.

Man, smoking that cigarette was really clandaxing, I'll be right back....

That lady told me so much nonsense that I most definitely clandaxed...

by ELS_SS March 9, 2011

claude x alois

I LOVE MY MASTER ALOIS! “says Claude.” *Alois dies the next day.*
Claude: oh I wonder who did it .. *runs away stealing other demons master*

Claude x Alois: there is no love Claude only wants Alois’s soul nothing more nothing else Claude never loved his master Alois.

by Krystal.R May 6, 2018

CLAUDEMIRE

A god/legend named after the Crob, the internal spirit of Claude. Born before all ages, he ruled the tesseract with absolute power. However, he became too powerful and was sent to Earth as a human. Today, he is now a child that is awaiting to be woke and become almighty once more.

How Dare you disrespect the name of CLAUDEMIRE.

by The meme historian May 24, 2018

claudiamarie

that baddest bitch of them all

"oh, did you see claudiamarie confront those people?" "yeah she definitely exposed them."

by dumbbitch222 July 6, 2019

Claudios

Claudios is a very handsome man, very charming and clean, looks very groomed most of the time. Claudios is a very big introvert, he will mostly stick to his video games but when put into social situations, he’s very polite, and will never disrespect a woman. Claudios plays sports but isn’t very good at them...like...at all.

Claudios looks tall and handsome today.

WOW Claudios missed a tackle again!

by Mike oxsmall December 25, 2019

clausania

The land where Claus- the man of god is the king. The people that live there are very random. They speak Clausish there. The most common holiday celebrATED there is christmas, they celebrate it 5 times a year. Even tho Claus is a king, he is still very poor and lives under all of the bridges of Clausania with Veronika.

- U are not even good enough to be a citizen of Clausania ! U are not random enough : (

by RaNdOm CiTiZeN Of ClAuSaNiA March 2, 2020

claudiana

A claudiana is a girl you will never forget they are so kind and ausome they are the coolest people you will ever meet I would know trust me,they love laphing as well so if you ever know one try to make them laph. 😁😁😁

Claudiana will always be a friend to you.

by AJR_123 November 6, 2020