Post Nut Clarity

The feeling of lucidity a man gets after he has been beating it--this feeling gets worse with the weirder shit a man has been jerking off to

Jerry: Dude, yesterday i was watching wizard of oz and jacking off to it, and post nut clarity hit me hard when i realized putting my dick in a scarecrow isn't normal.
Brian: Jerry what the fuck

by Im not drunk April 23, 2018

Clamorthic

Something so fucking gay we made up a word for it .

"bro I watch gay porn."

"That's clamorthic"

by Forsaken ninja January 6, 2020

Clag Nutting

The art of having another person pick Clag Nuts usually with teeth from your crusty ass hair

Boddy: Wifey, can we try Clag Nutting

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Cliffy pants

A pair of pant which lacks the funds to cover the cost of what the wearer orders.(eg: coffee)

Oh, can you cover me, I wore my "Cliffy pants" today.

by ontarioguy November 7, 2013

Clotpole

A word that a young sorcerer uses to describe an arrogant Prince who he has unexplained romantic tension with.

"You're a clotpole!"
"Hey that's my word"
"Yes, and it suits you perfectly"

by snail-from-the-underworld February 29, 2020

Clinkabell

Slang from the South-West of England meaning an icicle.

There’s a thaw comin’ the clinkabells have started drippin’.

by AKACroatalin December 27, 2016

Clintoned

Verb: To murder someone and make it look like a suicide.
Synonym: Hillaried

Guy: "Crooked Hillary was the worst presidential candidate in modern history."
Me: "Be careful, you might get Clintoned for saying something like that."

by thebearpokedback October 7, 2019