Chutney Channel

(-/Cha-hut-neee Chu-an-el-/) a noun, describing one’s anal cavity.

Guy1-“Bro, Nick is walking a little funny today”

Guy2-“Dude, when Nick was on leave in pattaya beach, Tom took a Ladyboy out last night, and ended up getting his Chutney Channel reamed.”

by Fatbeard Actual November 27, 2018

Chutney Bunch

Another term for a Mojo

Your my chutney bunch

by rockinste April 1, 2009

Masat Chutney

A holy form of Chutney, created by the mythical deity Masat

Hope you're enjoying a nice pot of Masat chutney

by Slimmy Nut June 26, 2025

Chutney

The gore created when you destroy a monster in a video game.

I left piles of chutney on that level

by the missing coffeecup December 20, 2018

Chutney bum

When you haven't quite soiled yourself, but everytime you walk, you feel as though someone has spread chutney lightly on the inner garments of your underwear.

(Not to be confused with bum chutney.)

*Farts* "Uh oh"
Friend: "have you just farted and followed through?"
Victim: It might not be that severe. I think I've just got "chutney bum."

by Nagasaki Jones July 13, 2024

Chutney Hutch

The area of the male homosexual where one takes the meat. A place for the Chutney Ferret to hide where its warm and dark.

'He knew he was onto something when Grahame asked if he took it up the Chutney Hutch' Anon

by GusGorman March 2, 2009

Bum Chutney

When all the winnets in your arse collect together.

I need more bog roll I’ve got bum chutney.

by Stephiepoo342 August 10, 2025