Chode

A fat cute guy who has a small dick. He macks on the baddest bitches and always gets friend zoned. He is usually mistaken a gay guy.

Girl 1: Ewwww that fat guy tried to get at me
Girl 2: him?! I thought he was gay. I heard he has a chode.

by The real pìmp January 10, 2014

Chode

Where your cock is wider than it is long. (A horrible thing to have)

Holy fuck marshall you have a huge chode!!!!!!!

by fritty22 January 6, 2011

chode

A chode is a penis in which the diameter is larger than the length.

It is also mistakenly used to refer to the perineum, but this is erroneous.

My boyfriend's chode looks like a can of skoal.

by f00lhardy March 9, 2010

Chode

1) A short and fat penis.
2) A funny name to call people.
3) The area between a person's balls and asshole.

-Look at that chode!
-HAHA it's so short and fat!
~~~~
-Hey what's up?
-Nothing much...you chode.
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-Haha I convinced your mom to lick my chode.
-Ew

by Green_hen October 16, 2009

chode

(1) noun: a gross short/fat penis.

(2) noun: a dickhead who has a short/fat penis and the
blunt of all jokes.

(1) Dude, yesterday, james was so drunk that he went into the girls bathroom and sat on the toilet and threw up on his chode!

(2) James is such a chode that his only companion is his fish named george, who lives in an alcohol bottle. He is holding jamie's headband hostage with hope that someday she will have sex with him, only nobody will ever have sex with him since he is such a chode (and those who will sex him, he will go limp inside).

by chodeville May 20, 2007

Chode

a short fat dick

You'll never get laid cuz u got a fukkin chode

by G-g-g-g rizzle June 10, 2009

Chode

A stumpy dick doorknob

I would have bought condoms, but they didn't have chode size

by bsbl4ebff January 6, 2014