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bitty chimp

One who goes through guys like a chimp goes through bananas. A bitty chimp has no ill regard for anyone's feelings and will do whatever it takes to, in a metaphorical stand point, climb the man tree.
Jenny: That dumb slut is such a bitty chimp.
Missy: I know, all she does is fuck mad guys. Like, EW.
by littlebaz328 September 21, 2009
mugGet the bitty chimpmug.

Chimp faggot

A male right winger. Typically hangs out on 4chan whining about the left making them feel oppressed while engaging in conspiracy about jews, non-whites and women. They want to return society back to the dark ages, use the term Deus Vault frequently and jack off to Ayn Rand novels. Pissing and moaning about how they would be the next John Galt if it wasn't for jews, communists and marxists.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago November 5, 2019
mugGet the Chimp faggotmug.

Chimp-ass

the condition that makes feces irremoveable from the rectum, shit that sticks to the asshole
I wiped and wiped, but I couldn't get rid of this chimp-ass until I took a shower.
by Bobby P. December 16, 2005
mugGet the Chimp-assmug.

flip the chimp

Flipping someone off.

How to flip the chimp:
1. Hold right hand out, palm facing toward your body. The hand should be parallel to that whom you are flipping off.
2. Lower and curl your thumb, index, ring, and pinky finger in unison. The middle finger will stay erect unless stated otherwise.
3. Make an exaggerated facial expression somewhere between anger, disgust, and confusion (as to why someone would flagrantly disregard your awesome).
4. Congratulations! You have successfully flipped the chimp.
"This guy cut me off while I exited the freeway. I totally flipped him the chimp."

"Ever played Mario Party 8? God, sometimes I feel like flipping it the chimp!"

"Ever played that game Flip the Chimp in Mario Party 8? It's awesome!"
by Crbls April 3, 2009
mugGet the flip the chimpmug.

Chimp shop

Any R & D branch or firm which uses biomimicry for solutions; derived from an instance in Senegal, filmed by Nova, where chimps learned to make spears to hunt small primates called bush babies.
Bob says he's taking that job at that new chimp shop downtown because he sees potential in it but I say it's just because he's become a hippy burnout in his 12 semesters at tech.
by darqcyde September 10, 2007
mugGet the Chimp shopmug.

Little Chimp

Little Chimp is an alcoholic drink based on a mixture of vodka, red wine, tequila, gin, rum and whisky.
That little chimp drink was so bitter!
by budgetgod June 30, 2017
mugGet the Little Chimpmug.

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