french chandelier

Things you will need:
Sprinkles
Rammiken
Basting agent and applicator

The act of:
1. Wash and Dry Testicles
2. Gently braise freshly shorn testicles with either:

-whipped egg white

-fresh butter/margarine

-extra virgin olive oil

-Nonstick cooking spray (we recommend PAM)
3. Immediately transfer moistened ballsack into a medium

sized rammiken filled with red, white and blue sprinkles.

(inspired by the French National Flag)
4. Hastily dangle your supremely decorated ballsack into

the open mouth of your chosen partner.

Serves 1-2
Colours of sprinkles may vary dependent on country of choice.

It was a common occurence to witness Paris routinely engaging in the age old practice of French Chandeliers with Pierre.

by Bigolesatchel May 1, 2010

WEWS News Channel 5

ABC station out of cleveland hated by Lost fans for ruining the lost finale.

Man you are about as bad as WEWS News Channel 5!

by FinalMacGyver May 24, 2010

lifetime channel

the lifetime channel is a network run by the folks at A&E television network. as a young adult myself i can say that i'm not into that channel because of all the movies and tv specials about women (and on some occasions, men) are in some god-awful love triangles, financial and/or legal issues, sexual assault and in most extreme cases murder, and hell just to make the program more interesting, combine all 3 and BAM!!!

you got the lifetime channel

men are evil and will hurt you, because this is lifetime (family guy)

pretty much the theme of about 80% of the programs on the lifetime channel

by purple_sheboodles29 November 20, 2009

disney channel

A great channel BEFORE IT GOT CONTAMINATED AND DESTROYED BY THE NEW STUPID TV SHOWS ETC: Thats So Raven, Hannah Montana, Cory In The House.... WTF!!! Disney is suppose to be about quality animated movies and shows in the good old days, Now they are getting greedy and just making bullshitty movies to earn money. The actors and actresses pretend to like their fans when in fact they don't give a shit and want to make $$$$$$$$. They dont show a single non disney commercial, wth is up with that you cant be that greedy.....
Person 1: I use to love Disney when I was a kid but now it just sucks with all the "actors and actresses" who have no skill.
Person 2: What about ZAC EFRON!!!!
Person 1: Are you shitting me????
Message: Don't watch disney, its not really worth your time, your better off hanging off with real friends and doing realistic things rather than thinking about other peoples impossible lives(etc living in the white house, being a pop star yet a student.... Come on that's not possible seriously...)

Disney channel sucks now don't waste your time. period end of discussion

by abby3145135135 September 7, 2007

Chandler

An amazing guy that can be a jerk but is extremly funny and sweet. He smells amazing and is average height. He may not be your first choice in a guy, but after you date him you'll want him forever. He listens to everything you say and he's protective if someone hurts you. you can trust him with anything and know he won't tell anyone because it's just who he is. He's a great football player and swimmer. He won't leave you for someone else, but you have to watch because that's his problem, if he finds someone else he may date them and you too. But that isn't common, he's a great guy and one of the best boyfriends a girl could have. He's cute too and the best kisser on the planet. And a girls dream guy after you get to know him.

"You're so funny and amazing! you must be a Chandler."

by A.L.L.People November 23, 2011

discovery channel

the channel kids learn about sex for the first time

you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel

by Chilly Willy September 2, 2005

Channel changer

A remote most commonly used for a television.

Hey, will you toss me the channel changer so that we can watch the game instead?

by Leannahhh January 2, 2012