Chance Fart

To expel flatus with the knowledge that something in additional to your ill wind is coming out.

Oh no! I took a chance fart and lost!

by dasboot007 August 12, 2009

changered

A sweaty state of ecstasy experienced by travellers to Bangkok who chose to drink Chang beer with 6.4% alcohol content.

"Smitter was right changered eh?"

"Boys, we gettin' changered tonight?"

by bangkokprince July 8, 2012

Cancerville

Is located at the Rapistan HQ in India and Pakistan with roughly over 100 cancer scrubs on standby ready to go out to war. They have been announced by Discord of being the #1 trending cancer related server known on the application leading to the leaders of the holy grail of obtaining the Korean Face Mask trophy. Also Mansuki is banned from the server so RIP

"owo cancerville give me tummy gummy aches"
"Camaro or Fabre as cunt lords?"
"Cummies tummies fabre is giving me gummies"

by eshaytkl January 17, 2020

Chance Brozstek

A Chance Brozstek is a older, middle aged, social studies teacher type of guy. They love sneaking around. They’re kind of sleuth. They are often compared to moana.

OMG chance brozstek is that YOU!!!

by LindaHarrison January 2, 2021

It can't cure cancer

A statement made by dumb people regarding scientific and medical research or progress. Due to the individuals lack of understanding, they assume that diverting resources to scientific pursuits is pointless unless its about solving a problem like curing a disease.

Who cares about funding NASA's next space project, it can't cure cancer or anything important.

by Stan Rezaee June 8, 2016

Drftn 4 Cancer

An organization meant for the sole duty to cure cancer while drftn in their automobiles. Members often end their sentences with a "son or a yeah son".

Mr. L. Corey: Are you Drftn 4 Cancer son.

Me: Why only but of course son.

Mr. L. Corey: Its a good cause isn't son.

Me: Yeah son.

by thefearlessleaderofPLTW April 19, 2010

cancer-stick

harmfull tobacco rolled in paper with a useless filter at the end. chock full of nicotine and other shit that will lung rape you in the future. proven marijuana is less hurtful then cancer-sticks COUGHcigarettesCOUGH COUGH omigawd i need a fix because i'm a spineless pussy and i'm spending $60 a week on cigarettes. those of you who quit bless your souls, those of you who quit for 2 days and get back on it, and do this repeatedly...grow a back bone if i can stop smoking cigarettes you can to.

-COUGH COOOUUUGHH COOUGH
-for fucks sake put that cancer-stick out
-shuddap you people the reason i smoke cigarettes
-no it's because your weak ass fucking gave into peer pressure like a BITCH!!!

by deejaysjoosijays April 23, 2007