Ear capacity

When the young people have more wax in their ears to sustain loud music.

Show’s on at 11! You gonna let me deal this ear capacity alone!?

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 6, 2019

testicular capacity

Alternative way of saying “You don’t have the balls”

Jake Ryan lacks the testicular capacity to perform the motions of intercourse.

by razortazy February 3, 2021

Preserved Causality Theory

A hypothetical framework proposing that faster-than-light (FTL) travel does not necessarily imply time travel or causality violation. Contrary to conventional physics (where FTL equals time travel via relativity), Preserved Causality Theory suggests that causality is more fundamental than light speed limits—that there's a deeper structure ensuring causes precede effects regardless of velocity. This could involve privileged reference frames, quantum non-locality extended to macroscopic scales, or novel spacetime geometry that allows FTL without temporal paradoxes. The theory opens the door to interstellar travel while keeping grandma safe from accidental erasure. It's the dream of every sci-fi fan who wants warp drive without the headache of meeting your own grandfather.

"But Einstein said FTL equals time travel!" they protested. "Preserved Causality Theory," the warp drive engineer replied, "suggests Einstein was right about light but wrong about causality being tied to it. We're going to Alpha Centauri in a week, and we'll be back before we left—no, wait, we'll be back after we left. Causality preserved. Probably." The theory remains unproven, but so does faster-than-light travel itself."

by Nammugal March 4, 2026

Preserved Causality Theory

A framework proposing that causality is fundamental and conserved—that even in extreme conditions (FTL travel, time dilation, quantum weirdness), cause-effect relationships are preserved. Preserved Causality suggests that causality isn't just a feature of our spacetime but a conserved quantity, like energy or momentum. You can stretch it, bend it, maybe even warp it—but you cannot break it. FTL doesn't mean time travel; it means we don't yet understand how causality is preserved at those speeds.

"They said FTL means time travel—therefore impossible. Preserved Causality Theory says: maybe causality is conserved, like energy. We don't know how FTL preserves it, but that doesn't mean it can't. The theory buys time for engineers: causality isn't fragile; it's fundamental."

by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026

Conserved Causality Theory

A variant of Preserved Causality, emphasizing causality as a conserved quantity analogous to energy, momentum, or charge. Conserved Causality suggests that in any physical process, the total causal order—the network of cause-effect relationships—remains invariant. You can transform it, redistribute it, but you cannot create or destroy causal connection. The theory provides a framework for thinking about time travel, quantum entanglement, and FTL without paradox: causality is conserved, so any apparent violation must be balanced elsewhere.

"Entanglement seems to violate causality—instant influence across space. Conserved Causality Theory says: maybe causality is conserved, like energy. The influence goes somewhere, does something, balances out. Not violation, but transformation. Causality isn't broken; it's just moved around."

by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026

mental realm capacity

I believe would be the Capacity of storage for all the mental relms/plains, dementions, multiverse dementions wich i believe would be unlimited space for the storage of the subconcieous workings and/of cosmic conections of all life and plains in and for a dementional multiverse that has allways existed and allways will unknown of how often a new universal demention is created whether it's by a slim chance evolution or/and by a/the creator each to their own I like the informative word "it" as anything can be called it and does not gender discriminate.

I believe my creators mental realm capacity is infinite leading to a never ending subconcieous and , and in my personal search for the answers of possible magic through thoughts existing as real on a plain of thought probably visible if you could see your thoughts.

by P0Ti0N February 29, 2016

Theory of Causality Elasticity

A bold extension of Preserved Causality, proposing that causality itself has elastic properties—that causal relationships can be stretched, compressed, or warped without breaking. Causality Elasticity suggests that the causal order of events is not rigidly fixed but can be manipulated within limits, much like spacetime. This could allow for novel information processing (causal computers), communication schemes, or even a deeper understanding of quantum mechanics where causal order is superposed. It's the idea that causality, like spacetime, is a field—and fields can be engineered.

"The quantum computer didn't just process bits; it processed causal order. Theory of Causality Elasticity says causality can be stretched—events can be in superposition of order, measured only when needed. It's not time travel; it's causal engineering."

by Nammugal March 4, 2026